Oh boy, this is going to be good.
Pole reverted to form. A slight hitch in plans and Crazy Pole comes out. Why in the world does he have to bring all that baby stuff with him? I'm pretty sure you can buy those things in Brazil. Mama Pole was the star of the show for me. Refusing to be a cosponsor. She is right, he chose this now he has to make it work. He is a grown ass man, at least chronologically. So we found out that the minimum income to apply for visa without a sponsor is 26K. WTF? How does he think he is going to support a wife and child on less that that? Same applies to all these morons who need a sponsor (I'm looking at you, Nicole and Danielle).
Then we have Jenny. She gets catfished but decides to marry the guy anyway. 30 year age difference? Sumit, likes white girls enough to marry a 60 year old one. I just about choked on that.
I want to root for Tiffany and Ronald, but the stakes are just too high. Yes people should be given a second chance, or a third chance to clean up their lives. However, the consequences of his addiction have been very severe. His own mother sent him to jail (probably for the best, but it says a lot). Addiction is so difficult to break. They clearly love each other, but she will be thousands of miles and at least an 18 hour flight away from any support system she has. And there is a child involved.
The previews for the show had it looking like Evelin and Corey were the real deal. That girl is one stone cold user. I mean, she has the coldest, deadest eyes of any woman I've seen on this show since Anfisa. They are basically a younger, better looking version of Scott and Lizzie from Love After Lock Up. I don't think she really wants him to move to Ecuador. She will just bleed him dry and move on to the next sucker.
I guess there are least two more couples that were not featured in this episode. I am really interested in the Korean and his American girl. That is a dynamic that we haven't seen before, Asian Male with American female. An out of wedlock pregnancy to boot.
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Reply by jonnieblack
on July 23, 2019 at 8:39 PM
I have to start with the best. Jihoon, my sweet man, if it doesn't work out with Deavan do you think you could ever pull a Sumit and fall in love with a woman 30 years your senior? I'll be waiting....... Deavan was right, that marriage proposal was perfect. Guys, it doesn't have to be smooth, just sincere.
More Pole running! OMG its an embarrassment of riches tonight. Pooh water making another appearance, where is the penis sheath? That just might be too much excitement for me.
Ronald talking to his wanna be stepson about human trafficking of little boys like him. WTactualF? Tiffany just sits there and lets it happen, omg my head is going to explode
Who pawns a refrigerator? She is killing me.
Evilin and (no) Cluey, kind of boring. Same with Jenny and Sumit. Next. Oh wait, the toenail clipping! Maybe he can turn that into a new caREAR?
Other than Jihoon, best part of the episode is that we did not have to endure any jiggy-jiggy innuendo from Laura and Aladin.
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2019 at 2:34 AM
Oops, you're right.
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2019 at 2:58 AM
Re: this show
The theme of the episode: Must you travel and live in deplorable conditions for some lovin'?
Tiffany's man, Ronald, pawned a refrigerator. He seems to have some very crackish ways.
Hmm... then he brings up the human tracking bit. Tif better keep an eye out on Daniel. Better yet, she should implant Daniel with a tracker, before her son comes up missing, while her hubby is out on a drug binge.
When Daniel asked will he be able to play with the kids outside, Tif touts off this wholesome speech about not knowing the intentions of the people outside. The irony is that she is riding in the car with a felon, and she doesn't know the full story about this man.
SPOILER ... SECRET... SPOILER...
I feel like this would have helped people understand better why she permanently moved with her kid (who had never met the man in person or been to the country) to marry a jobless man with a criminal record and gambling addiction.
SPOILER ... SECRET... SPOILER...
If it was revealed that she was pregnant too. Well, I guess they didn't want two pregnant women on the show, but anyway, Tif had her baby before Deavan. I guess she hid it better due to her size.
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2019 at 3:22 AM
LOL.
You can be his Florence Nightengale if you break out with a tube of chapstick. Men like to be tended to like that. Soon, he and his smooth lips will forget all about Deavan.
LOL, girl, you almost made me choke on a cherry.
Crackheads!
What? I'm dying to see the morning after the coochie cream!
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 24, 2019 at 3:28 AM
Maybe next week, after she takes him places he's never been.....
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2019 at 3:47 AM
You're asking me to remember this stuff for another week! Heck, I forgot to record the Family Chantal.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 24, 2019 at 4:00 AM
I am passing on Family Chantel.
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2019 at 4:10 AM
I was going to give it a passing glance, but then I saw that they will be throwing Wynter's BF in the fire too. So, it looks as if there will be fresh meat.
Reply by Poetist
on August 1, 2019 at 2:08 AM
Wow, it looks as if Aladin blocked Laura from FB once this latest episode aired.
Honestly, I pray to god someone hacks and deletes my social media if I’m 50 years old arguing about Instagram with a man. They’re both unstable and immature any couple playing the block unblock game is.
Laura is posting (old) pics of her and Aladin like all is well, and when someone asked her why he deleted her pictures and unfollowed her, she claimed she couldn’t say anything because of an NDA but we’ll see everything on the show. And further up in the thread, someone said her son said they’re divorcing and she’s back in Florida. Guess we’ll see!
Re: sex toy
I don't know what she was thinking, but she was embarrassing his manhood w/the whole Adam and Eve catalog of toys. You don't have to know middle eastern culture to know you don't do that to men on national TV. I sure hope that when she was in Quatar that she really didn't throw away that vibrator, because it would have been a waste of a trip. Since 2-minute Alladin isn't going to do more than the bare minimum.
Reply by Poetist
on August 1, 2019 at 2:13 AM
It looks as if Pole's mom broke down and sponsored Pole and Karine. Here's a pic of their baby.
Reply by jonnieblack
on August 1, 2019 at 3:17 AM
Laura handled this totally wrong. She isn't wrong to ask for what she wants in bed. However, sex isn't easy to come by for single young men in the middle east. I would guess that he is inexperienced and lacking basic information about women's sexuality. She should have approached this subtly, offering encouragement and suggestion as the situation warrants. Instead she goes to the nuclear option, the dildo. On national TV.
Reply by jonnieblack
on August 1, 2019 at 3:19 AM
I don't know how to feel about this. I held out hope that Karine would eventually come to her senses but it's not going to happen.
Reply by jonnieblack
on August 1, 2019 at 3:22 AM
I broke down and watched Family Chantel. Nothing unexpected. Reality Crack is a tough drug to beat.
Reply by Poetist
on August 1, 2019 at 3:25 AM
Reply by Poetist
on August 1, 2019 at 3:25 AM
As well you should and look at the bright side, it's better than pawning your mom's fridge.