Oh boy, this is going to be good.
Pole reverted to form. A slight hitch in plans and Crazy Pole comes out. Why in the world does he have to bring all that baby stuff with him? I'm pretty sure you can buy those things in Brazil. Mama Pole was the star of the show for me. Refusing to be a cosponsor. She is right, he chose this now he has to make it work. He is a grown ass man, at least chronologically. So we found out that the minimum income to apply for visa without a sponsor is 26K. WTF? How does he think he is going to support a wife and child on less that that? Same applies to all these morons who need a sponsor (I'm looking at you, Nicole and Danielle).
Then we have Jenny. She gets catfished but decides to marry the guy anyway. 30 year age difference? Sumit, likes white girls enough to marry a 60 year old one. I just about choked on that.
I want to root for Tiffany and Ronald, but the stakes are just too high. Yes people should be given a second chance, or a third chance to clean up their lives. However, the consequences of his addiction have been very severe. His own mother sent him to jail (probably for the best, but it says a lot). Addiction is so difficult to break. They clearly love each other, but she will be thousands of miles and at least an 18 hour flight away from any support system she has. And there is a child involved.
The previews for the show had it looking like Evelin and Corey were the real deal. That girl is one stone cold user. I mean, she has the coldest, deadest eyes of any woman I've seen on this show since Anfisa. They are basically a younger, better looking version of Scott and Lizzie from Love After Lock Up. I don't think she really wants him to move to Ecuador. She will just bleed him dry and move on to the next sucker.
I guess there are least two more couples that were not featured in this episode. I am really interested in the Korean and his American girl. That is a dynamic that we haven't seen before, Asian Male with American female. An out of wedlock pregnancy to boot.
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Reply by Poetist
on July 4, 2019 at 4:20 AM
It couldn't have been all that bad. I'm sure the "Bad Rubish" was attached to a "Good D".
I mean seriously what possed a woman to marry a 19-year-old other than good D. He was wild in Jamaica and magically he was supposed to be tamed in the US?
She should have known that was community D. The woman on the moped told her so, but she didn't want to hear it. Then, she wants to call the police and file charges, for what?
She should be charged for being a horny fool.
Reply by Satai Delenn
on July 4, 2019 at 5:38 AM
I'm with all of you. I adore Jihoon. I worry regarding his parents though. I don't think they're ever going to give their approval. And I LOVE his response when Deavan tells him to get the daughter because she has to sleep between them and he says, "What the hell?" lol. Too funny. I'm with him though. That is just weird. I don't know of anyone who does that. I mean, yeah, when I was really little, and I got up really early in the morning, I'd go to my parents room (and I knocked prior to entering, even at 4 years old), and I'd crawl into bed with my mom while my dad got dressed to go to work (this was around 4:30 in the morning because he had to catch the 6am train into the city), and I'd stay on his side of the bed until she got up. But sleep between them at night? No way. I had my own bed I slept in!
As to Jay being caught and facing deportation, good. Now if they could just send Larissa back too.
Yeah, I don't see the bedroom toys going over well either. He strikes me as one of those macho meathead men types who can't accept that women have needs too and just MIGHT find him inferior. I mean, he's already said he expects her to "fall in line" because he's, "the man." I looked at him when he said that and thought, "Uh huh. Good luck with that. You need a 19/20 year old to work that on. Someone her age though? Nope. She's like Angela (is that her name?). Women that age don't "fall in line." They are opinionated because of their age and they don't take crap from men anymore.
Karine and Paul. sigh I don't have much else to say on that. She might be better off being a single mom.
Corey and Evelyn are a total disaster waiting to happen. Sorry, but I'd be worried about mosquitoes and diseases too. That's not him being over-reactive that's him being worried about serious diseases from a known disease bearing insect! I really hate her and wish he'd just wake up and decide it's time to go home.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 5, 2019 at 12:40 AM
Community D 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh she is definitely a horny fool and I'm sure the D was good and the sack heavy. That does not make it OK to scam his way to the US. I'd rather see the people in detention at the boarder admitted than these freeloaders who marry their way in under false pretenses.
Reply by Poetist
on July 5, 2019 at 2:51 AM
Hmmm.... I want someone to shoot her daughter with a Ritalin dart. My goodness, and when she is finally sleeping, Deavan wants her to sleep in bed with a strange man and her. Me no likey!
I can't wait!
LOL. I'm wondering why Pole can't save enough money. It seems as if he only has maybe a thousand dollars saved up, after he purchased that one-way ticket to Brazil.
That pig town offers enough pitfalls. Why would production need to go out of their way to add that?
This show needs to be two hours. I don't understand why it isn't.
Reply by Poetist
on July 5, 2019 at 2:58 AM
I only know of Tamar Braxton, and she was getting a lot of flack for doing that. I don't know what these women are thinking about placing their child in a bed with a man that is not even their father.
I wonder if Coltee will be responsible for her, once they divorce.
He might fall in line for the Green Card.
I agree.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 5, 2019 at 7:25 PM
It REALLY needs to be 2 hours. Shorten the other one to one hour and cut some of the stories like Nicole, Russ and Pao.
Reply by Poetist
on July 6, 2019 at 12:40 AM
Yes! For the life of me, I don't know why they want to finance Russ and Pao's life. It's done. We saw the beginning, middle, and now more of it all.
Reply by Poetist
on July 9, 2019 at 2:05 AM
Some bullet points:
Re: Deavan's daughter, Druscilla
I love how Deavan acts brand new about Drascilla’s behavior.
Her child is feral and she knows it. That is why she was hyperventilating at the airport about her potential Korean in-laws meeting her baby beast.
Lord help me I would have swat that baby devil off the counter like leftover bread crumbs from breakfast.
Re: Laura
Her son is 100% correct about that mama of his!
She is a whole clown. Leaving her child behind, showing up in Qatar dressed like Dog the Bounty hunter. A fool!
Re: Terrorist Pole
How are you going to work in Brazil when you can't speak Portuguese?
Damn, Pole is a whole nut
Why are you slashing tires Pole?
This Brazilian lawyer is going to fleece the mess out of Pole.
Reply by Poetist
on July 9, 2019 at 2:25 AM
Re: Deavan's cooking
To them, American breakfast is nothing but hypertension and heart disease.
Asians eat pretty clean; especially the elders. How dare she feed them greasy salty slop. How can she have an Asian fetish and be so clueless about them?
Why did you let them eat raw bacon, chick? That's why you get a fail, from the MIL.
Jihoon's cracked lips have to be painful. The salt from the bacon should be burning the shyt out of them.
Re: Jenny's cold showers
Jenny's arthritis is kicking in with those cold showers.
Re: Sumit
Sumit thinks Jenni is Mami Warbucks! Done quit his job to spend her wealth of $2000! So Jenny broke and Sumit broke? How is that going to work?
I don't know why Summit didn't come to the U.S. Did he ever mention why he couldn't come in the beginning? Was it because of his parents?
He could have convinced them that he found work here overseas with the call center company or the company moved overseas and say he will come back to give them money. Of course, he couldn't work for a year, but he'll have to come up with a lie. It's still better than living in India.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 9, 2019 at 2:40 AM
Damn, have you been chugging whiskey with Coltee tonight?
We have the answer to Jenny and Shmmit. He thinks his Sugar Mama has arrived.
Deavan and Jihoon are still cracking me up. I'd say the daughter is ADD or on the spectrum but I don't think either diagnosis would explain the table behavior. What is up with his cracked lips?
Another big laugh was Pole opining about the terroristic threats being less serious than his arson charge. Thanks for clearing that up dude.
For a while I thought that Laura had more going for her than her sisters with young D thirst, Dani and Angela, but she has proven me wrong.
Reply by Poetist
on July 9, 2019 at 3:58 AM
Speaking of that... my goodness! Was that tea he chugged and put the empty bottle back into the cabinet?
Yeah, Ms. Warbucks and her whole social security check! I'm not counting the $6 grand, because that'll be gone in 9 months of frugal living.
Table behavior? What table did you see this Gremlin sitting at because I saw her -- diaper wearing 4-year-old self -- on the counter?!
He needs some traditional greasy American breakfast and they'll be alright.
LOL.
Oh, Laura has been down this road before, according to her son. She's an old pro now prowling for International D. Why can't these women just go on sex tours like their male counterparts?
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 10, 2019 at 2:35 AM
Someone should organize a tour like that. It might save some heartbreak, traumatized children and lots of money.
Reply by Poetist
on July 16, 2019 at 1:02 AM
Why do they tease?
Seriously, Laura and Aladdin were getting it in; couldn't they show the day after, tonight?
Seriously, why doesn't Sumit come to America? It seems to be the easier route?
Seriously, does Deavan really believe Jihoon's parents missed that Dracula?
Reply by Poetist
on July 17, 2019 at 4:19 AM
The following post is titled, What? It's short for WTF?
What, no bath before Laura applies coochie cream and Aladdin get jiggy with it?
What, Summit and Jenny didn't bother looking into the marriage laws before now?
What, Jihoon gonna propose in the same place Colt proposed to Larissa?
What, did Laura say Alladin had roaches in his house?!?
What, did Aladdin give his own little version of "she is a little bit big" LOL! Seriously, she looked just as fat in the old photos as she did that day so....
Reply by Poetist
on July 18, 2019 at 2:27 AM
Meet Daevan and Jihoon's child. She deleted the pics, but someone screenshot one of the pics.