@Savage918 said:

@HarrisonHanksHackman First of all, I'm Episcopalian. Second, while on second thought I may have overreacted a little bit, the reason I got a little creeped out was because when I participated in this version of the game on the TMDB Star Trek TOS board, one of the posters started getting VERY sexually explicit. It made me personally very uncomfortable. So I don't post there anymore. We love you here at the Mission Impossible Board (you're very funny), and please keep posting. I hope my explaination explains my response. Thank you.

All good in the hood

Voice on tape: "I cannot stress how important it is that you achieve this mission in forty eight hours. It would have been seventy two, but it took us a full day to set up this elaborate plan for delivering this self destructing tape to you."

Barney (to Dan/Jim): "What city is your apartment in?" Dan/Jim: "I have no idea."

Jim to Paris at the IMF mission briefing: "Okay Paris, we're sending you to a Star Trek convention, and you'll be wearing pointed ears so you'll blend in with the crowd."

Dana to Paris: "You left your ears in my bedroom again."

Paris to Dana: "Sorry about that. Would you like to come over to my apartment? You could leave your hippie clothes there."

Cinnamon to Crystal: "Can I borrow your face.".

Crystal: "It doesn't bother me that Dan Briggs only calls me when he has an assignment for me."

Rollin: "Where's Eagle One?"

Cinnamon: "At the Alpha One base on the moon."

Dough: "Where is my horse?"

Voice on tape: "Help! Save me, I don't want to self-destruct!"

Cinnamon to Crystal: "Why are you wearing my dress!"

Jim (talking to The Secretary on the phone in the season 6 episode Invasion): "Damn it, Mr. Secretary, you just interrupted the first date I've had in 5 years! Why can't some other IMF team handle this one?"

Jim (to Mimi): "Mimi, what exactly DID you do that got you sent to prison for 4 years?"