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Dialogue That You'd Be Unlikely To Hear On Mission Impossible
Savage918STAFFMOD 发布于 2018 年 11 月 29 日 5:11上午
I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
Let's get this party started!
Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
mel-boring 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 03 日 8:01上午
mel-boring said: "Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."
cinna_mini-me said: "Cinnamon to Willie: "Want me to hold it for you?" :-P"
Bruce Geller (off-screen flipping through the script): "Who wrote those lines? They're not in MY copy!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 03 日 11:38上午
@mel-boring : Hey, while Mr. Geller may have found your line a little risque, it's a lot classier than the posts one of the members of the Star Trek TOS board were coming up with on their version of this thread!
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 03 日 11:42上午
Barney (to Jim): "You want me to build a helicopter in an hour? Are you out of your mind?"
mel-boring 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 03 日 1:06下午
Bones to Spock: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Or was that Jim to Paris? (I don't even want to know the ST:TOS quotes!!!)
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 03 日 3:33下午
Lee Grant's character in the season three episode The Diplomat (to Jim): "This espionage work is fun! If you ever need a diplomat's wife to do something crazy like let an enemy foreign agent try to kill her with a sleeping pill OD again, I'd be more than happy to help you."
cinna_mini_me 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 04 日 7:37上午
Steve Rogers: "Good morning Agent Carter. I"m Captain America. Nice to meet you."
Cinnamon: "You're about 20 years late, Captain!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 06 日 10:33上午
Jim (to the rest of the team): "For this mission, Dana and I will be posing as husband and wife. Unless the rest of you think the age difference is too obvious."
The rest of the team: "The age difference is too obvious."
klondike6 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 09 日 9:46上午
Paris: "All right Rollin! Let's settle this once and for all! Who's better? I challenge you to a dance-off!"
lima-2 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 10 日 7:59上午
Paris again: "Ow, Rollin! Why did you punch me in the nose? Hey, don't walk away from me!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 10 日 4:06下午
Cinnamon (to Dan/Jim): "So give me the bad news: How many creepy bad guys do I have to kiss on this mission?"
cinna_mini_me 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 19 日 8:24下午
Voice on the tape: "Good morning, Mr. Phelps. You screwed up that last mission so badly ... you're fired! This tape and the entire building will self-destruct in two seconds. RUN!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 19 日 8:35下午
Willie (to Jim during season seven when Casey is on a "European" mission): "How come Casey gets to go to Europe on separate missions and I never do?"
Jim: "Willie, do you want me to bring Doug back permanently?"
Willie: "No."
Jim: "Then stop complaining."
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 21 日 11:07下午
Barney (to Jim at the end of ANOTHER episode where he got injured AGAIN and was saved by the team): "That's it! I want Dan to come back! I never got hurt so much when HE was in charge!"
HarrisonHanksHackman 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 21 日 11:25下午
Voice on tape- Jim your mission is to try and find something that plays a thumb drive which we will be sending you from now on.
mel-boring 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 24 日 10:27上午
All honorary IMF agents to HarrisonHanksHackman (in heavily accented Gellerese): "Willkommen, Fremde!"