mel-boring said: "Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."

cinna_mini-me said: "Cinnamon to Willie: "Want me to hold it for you?" :-P"

Bruce Geller (off-screen flipping through the script): "Who wrote those lines? They're not in MY copy!"

@mel-boring : Hey, while Mr. Geller may have found your line a little risque, it's a lot classier than the posts one of the members of the Star Trek TOS board were coming up with on their version of this thread!

Barney (to Jim): "You want me to build a helicopter in an hour? Are you out of your mind?"

@Savage918 said:

@mel-boring : Hey, while Mr. Geller may have found your line a little risque, it's a lot classier than the posts one of the members of the Star Trek TOS board were coming up with on their version of this thread!

Bones to Spock: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Or was that Jim to Paris? (I don't even want to know the ST:TOS quotes!!!)

Lee Grant's character in the season three episode The Diplomat (to Jim): "This espionage work is fun! If you ever need a diplomat's wife to do something crazy like let an enemy foreign agent try to kill her with a sleeping pill OD again, I'd be more than happy to help you."

Steve Rogers: "Good morning Agent Carter. I"m Captain America. Nice to meet you."

Cinnamon: "You're about 20 years late, Captain!"

Jim (to the rest of the team): "For this mission, Dana and I will be posing as husband and wife. Unless the rest of you think the age difference is too obvious."

The rest of the team: "The age difference is too obvious."

Paris: "All right Rollin! Let's settle this once and for all! Who's better? I challenge you to a dance-off!"

@klondike6 said:

Paris: "All right Rollin! Let's settle this once and for all! Who's better? I challenge you to a dance-off!"

Paris again: "Ow, Rollin! Why did you punch me in the nose? Hey, don't walk away from me!"

Cinnamon (to Dan/Jim): "So give me the bad news: How many creepy bad guys do I have to kiss on this mission?"

Voice on the tape: "Good morning, Mr. Phelps. You screwed up that last mission so badly ... you're fired! This tape and the entire building will self-destruct in two seconds. RUN!"

Willie (to Jim during season seven when Casey is on a "European" mission): "How come Casey gets to go to Europe on separate missions and I never do?"

Jim: "Willie, do you want me to bring Doug back permanently?"

Willie: "No."

Jim: "Then stop complaining."

Barney (to Jim at the end of ANOTHER episode where he got injured AGAIN and was saved by the team): "That's it! I want Dan to come back! I never got hurt so much when HE was in charge!"

Voice on tape- Jim your mission is to try and find something that plays a thumb drive which we will be sending you from now on.

All honorary IMF agents to HarrisonHanksHackman (in heavily accented Gellerese): "Willkommen, Fremde!"