讨论 Mission: Impossible

I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.

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Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."

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Willie Armitage to Jim Phelps: "Wrong, Jim."

Rollin Hand to Jim Phelps: "You do realize that our Eastern European accents will not fool anyone who actually lives in Eastern Europe, right Jim?"

Dan Briggs to the team: "Please welcome your new boss, Jim Phelps."

Jim Phelps to the team: "Rollins, meet Paris. Paris, meet Rollin."

Cinnamon (looking at Dana Lambert) "Oh no you didn't hire this skinny b***h to replace me."

Rollin Hand to Jim Phelps: "Sorry, Jim I can't go with you. I have a bad case of gaz."

Voice on tape: "If you or any of your IM Force are caught or killed, don't worry about it. The Secretary said he'll take full responsibility and straighten everything out."

Rollin: "Dan! Stop leering at my wife!"

Dan: "Wait, what? You're married to Cinnamon?"

Cinnamon: "Settle down boys. My mission is to get leered at."

If getting "leered at by the bad guys" was an Olympic event, Cinnamon, would be the shoo-in for the Gold.

Jim: "Team, welcome our newest member, Casey!"

Casey: "You can call me Lisa."

Jim Phelps (introducing Paris to the rest of the team): "Everybody, this is our new master of disguise, Paris"

Willie: "What's your last name, France?"

@Savage918 said:

Jim Phelps (introducing Paris to the rest of the team): "Everybody, this is our new master of disguise, Paris"

Willie: "What's your last name, France?"

Paris: "I'm afraid you'd be unable to pronounce my entire name, it's too difficult. It's just ... Paris."

Jim Phelps, going through the dossiers of potential candidates for the job: "Nah. This Barney Collier guy is worthless," as he tosses it into the reject pile.

Willie: "I'm sick and tired of always pretending to be a janitor. Why can't Jim or Rollin be the janitor this time?"

@sukhisoo said:

Jim Phelps, going through the dossiers of potential candidates for the job: "Nah. This Barney Collier guy is worthless," as he tosses it into the reject pile.

Dan Briggs going through the dossiers of potential candidates for the job, and finding Jim Phelps' photo: "Uh ... this can't be good."

Cinnamon: "I have Claustrophobia but I'll be more than happy to put on a mask and pretend to be someone else."

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