@Tim-Buktu said:

In our current scenario, though, I am not Snow White (although Wabbit was being Snow White in the former scenario), I am being Lempunzel. Different princess, longer hair. So let's go with this "I don't think I ever looked for brownies at the top of the escalator while brushing my long hair."

But I will now.

Gaahk!!

What DO you use for shampoo?????

To keep my long hair clean, I rely on the 1980s favorite "Gee Your Hair Smells Moderately Tolerable".

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And to respond to your various statements, ponderings and thoughts left for me in other recent threads: "Why, thank you." "If you say so." "Perhaps." and "Three."

And to respond to your various statements, ponderings and thoughts left for me in other recent threads: "Why, thank you." "If you say so." "Perhaps." and "Three."

Three?

THREE?!

Well there is just no talking to some people.

I'm sure you mean well, so I'll come back when you're more sensible.

@Tim-Buktu said:

And to respond to your various statements, ponderings and thoughts left for me in other recent threads: "Why, thank you." "If you say so." "Perhaps." and "Three."

Three?

THREE?!

Well there is just no talking to some people.

I'm sure you mean well, so I'll come back when you're more sensible.

As a general practice, I'm not sensible. Moderately-good-smelling, but never sensible.

I hope you will rethink your position.

I just read through this thread and laughed so hard. I really miss Tim. Hoping that replying to this thread fires him an email that makes him return to this board on his white steed.

Who says I haven't been here? But I've been "roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.” And in general creating havoc on other parts of the interweb. So, did you miss me? Carlton (my steed) says "hey"

Are you sure he didn't say "hay?"

I think Lemonsland is very happy today.

You have to listen for the umlaut.

@Tim-Buktu said:

Who says I haven't been here? But I've been "roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.” And in general creating havoc on other parts of the interweb. So, did you miss me? Carlton (my steed) says "hey"

TIM!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Tim! (Throwing my arms around your neck.) You must have posted this the second I set down my phone to go to sleep, but then I was awakened at 1: 23 by the loud water sounds of my son taking his shower upstairs which sounds like a waterfall is pouring through my closet and I got up because I had to pee and I decided what the heck I'll check my phone and...Tim!!!!!!! And then I told myself I'd wait 'til tomorrow to respond but then I was too excited so I picked back up my phone at 1:40 and here I am!!!!!

...Panting...

Ok, now I'm going to try to go back to sleep. But you've made me so happy. Please never, ever go away again.

Ah Lemons, every time I hear from you I'm reminded of those three little words: too much information. But now I'm curious. Just what does your son do that he needs to take a shower at 1:30 A.M.? Is he a body snatcher? I'd like to think he's a contract killer for the mob. But I'm a romantic.

How can you miss me if I don't go away? https://youtu.be/skWnZv6NYzw

@Tim-Buktu said:

Ah Lemons, every time I hear from you I'm reminded of those three little words: too much information. But now I'm curious. Just what does your son do that he needs to take a shower at 1:30 A.M.? Is he a body snatcher? I'd like to think he's a contract killer for the mob. But I'm a romantic.

How can you miss me if I don't go away? https://youtu.be/skWnZv6NYzw

Oh Tim, when I awoke at 6:46 AM I was first in a state of slight dismay because of a situation at work that has me very stressed. But then, like a ray of sunshine flooding through my brain I remembered that you were back and I felt all filled with happiness again. So now to address your queries.

My son, though raised to be both a contract killer for the mob and a cobbler, has turned out to be a teenage boy home from college in the summer, staying up all hours of the night and generally disappointing me in every area. Now I shall have to turn to others to exact revenge or have my shoes repaired.

And I'm not sure how to approach your other question. If you were here, why weren't you writing me? I've been wearing your locket like Brandy you're a fine girl what a good wife you will be did in that song. And I didn't drop it into the ocean like the old lady on the Titanic who let the boy draw her boobies. I can only assume that your fingers have been covered with chocolate fudge non-stop since our last interaction and you had no choice but to stay silent until I summoned you last night.

So what should we discuss first? TBBT finale? (Did you watch it?) Your adventures since our last chat? What cats do when we sleep?

Lemons, Lemons, Lemons...Where do I begin? First your description of me as " a ray of sunshine flooding through my brain " makes me feel like I'm sort of Hippie drug from the late '60s. ( Do you remember the 60s? 'Cause I sure don't ;-} ) A young man has a morale obligation to disappoint his Mother. It's part of the contract. Your part is at every opportunity especially Mothers Day and your birthday to remind him of that fact. (Bonus points if it's in front of his wife and children.)

It is a known fact that Brownies are excellent cobblers. Stop eating them.

I don't recall you ever letting me draw your boobies https://youtu.be/hgE6GwnzQMU

The Grand Tragedy of my life is that I couldn't get the last season of Big Bang Theory on my stations. So I only got bits and pieces.

All cats are criminals.

I think you can see them for free on cbs.com

And I'm shocked at the way you talk about Brownies. What fate do you have in mind for other Girl Scouts?

@Tim-Buktu said:

Lemons, Lemons, Lemons...Where do I begin? First your description of me as " a ray of sunshine flooding through my brain " makes me feel like I'm sort of Hippie drug from the late '60s. ( Do you remember the 60s? 'Cause I sure don't ;-} ) A young man has a morale obligation to disappoint his Mother. It's part of the contract. Your part is at every opportunity especially Mothers Day and your birthday to remind him of that fact. (Bonus points if it's in front of his wife and children.)

It is a known fact that Brownies are excellent cobblers. Stop eating them.

I don't recall you ever letting me draw your boobies https://youtu.be/hgE6GwnzQMU

The Grand Tragedy of my life is that I couldn't get the last season of Big Bang Theory on my stations. So I only got bits and pieces.

All cats are criminals.

Alright Tim, I'm going to do my best to calm down and act normal now. Be cool Lemons. Be cool.

Oh my gosh, Tim! Did you see those cute little blue booby legs and webbed feet? They were like adorable little ribbed spatulas. Could you imagine how fun it would be to have one splatting about your house? I would get one for myself but my cat might eat it. She didn't like the criminal comment by the way.

(It's hard to be calm and cool when you send me a video full of boobies.)

As for the 60s, I don't remember them. However it's not due to drug use. Rather due to the fact that I was not in existence. Not even a zygote. However, my earthly arrival wasn't far off. And as for my son, I was just joking. He's a good guy and I'm quite proud of my fella even if he does bathe at late hours.

And booby zygote silliness aside...I'm really glad you're back Tim. You are one heck of a funny fella with a sense of humor that scarily for you, may have been cut from the same cloth as mine. You make me laugh a lot and I hope you'll stick around for a while. Thanks for coming back sweet Timlet.

cb.com has a nefarious plan to separate me from my money. I've talked to my local library and they are going to order 12th season for me. I don't know what I'll do for the 13th season yet.

As I've said Brownies make excellent cobblers. Check your Grimms fairy tales.: Chocolate Cobbler Total Time: 1 hr 30 mins Ingredients •• 1 cup flour •• 1/2 teaspoon salt •• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder •• 1/2 cup sugar •• 2 tablespoons plus 1/4 cup cocoa powder •• 1/2 cup milk •• 3 tablespoons vegetable oil •• 1 cup packed brown sugar •• 1 3/4 cups hot water Instructions 1.Preheat your oven to 350 F. 2.In a bowl, combine the flour, salt, baking powder sugar and 2 tablespoons cocoa. Stir in milk and oil. Pour into a 9-inch pie dish, baking dish or round skillet. Combine the brown sugar and remaining cocoa and sprinkle over batter. Pour hot water over top (do not stir). Bake for 40 to 45 minutes. 3.Let sit for about 20 minutes so it can set before topping with ice cream and serving.

Girl Scouts are a pre-pubescent paramilitary organization. With proper training I can lead them against the cheerleaders and dominate 6th grade. Bwahahaha.....( I'm sorry, I seem to have tapped into something primal there.)

As for you Lemons, all cats are criminals. I didn't say evil just very very selfish. https://youtu.be/pp04VqWEetI They need to be watched at all time and never trusted.

Well I hear that lonesome train whistle calling me out to sea. Who knows, I might be back this way again someday...

Salem is great, but...

One of the best cat videos ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbbYLvhDSM