Jorge is a complete POS. Lies to his webcam hottie about the sweet life in the US and can't figure out why she dumped his worthless ass when he couldn't come through. Tries to trash her when he can't get her back. I'm no Anfisa fan, but he is way worse.
Paola/Russ, same old, same old. Why are they on again?
I thought that might be the case with Pedro and Chantel, but this one is heating up. Looks like we will see physical fights at the family of Chantel home.
I feel bad for Annie. First has to support her family as a sex worker in Thailand, now has to bang some skanky old loser American to support her family.
I thought I was done with Nicole and Azan, but I was wrong. I hope to see lots of coverage of Azan's other girlfriends. Nicole will throw a tantrum for the ages. Can't wait.
Nicole 2.0, otherwise named Molly, there is just no excuse. None.
Lastly, I have to admit that I miss DanMo. Thought I was done with them, but I could do more.
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Reply by jonnieblack
on July 16, 2018 at 4:56 PM
I guess last night was the last regular episode of the season. Next week is the tell all.
What on Earth was Pao going on about? I was watching her lips move and just tuning her out. I'm sure Russ was doing the same. He has to be thinking, is a hot wife worth having to listen to this crap?
Nicole (and her mother) was remarkably calm when Azan told her the details of his scumminess. Makes me wonder about this storyline.
Speaking of which.... Pedro. How real can this be, and if it is, why is she putting up with it? I know, broken record. But still true.
I have seen on another site, David and Annie are not as broke as they are being portrayed. Apparently he is still working with Chris. So more fake news.
I guess they are going to deal with Jorge's drug bust. At least we know that is real.
Molly, oh girl, please learn something from this. I have to laugh when she says she wants "this Man" out of her life. He never was a man, that is the problem!
So for the What Now segment:
Patrick and Myriam? Who wanted to see them again? I mean literally, does anyone want to see them again?
Danielle and Beth, good to see you back. I missed you.
I like Devar's new haircut. Their daughter is super cute. I wonder why she only has her son on weekends?
Reply by Poetist
on July 17, 2018 at 1:19 AM
I was thinking he was thinking the same thing. It's what he gets.
Well, the mother suspected something was up, so it didn't come as a surprise to her. Nicole knew too, and that's why she was having panic attacks. So, when Azan finally revealed the truth, it was more of a release of tears.
People put up with other people's nonsense all the time. I've seen it too many times, and I believe this is real. Since, River isn't speaking to Chantal, and they were close. He even removed her pics from IG.
Isn't he working at David's storage facility?
Hell no!
That's what I was wondering. I prefer the virgin singer over that pairing.
Where's her storyline? So far, I'm not feeling this.
I figure since he was a boy she figured he is better off living w/his dad, or she works crazy shifts during the weeks as a nurse. Some, do 10-hour shifts, so she figured she rather have him on the weekends, when she has time for him. Just a guess.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 17, 2018 at 7:46 PM
OK, can't get the point by point responses to work, so here I go:
Interesting about River and Chantel.
David and Annie have pics of them at political functions, nicely dressed and looking happy.
I could do another season of Fun Facts and Douche David.
Dani is suing to recover the money she spent on the K1.
Reply by Poetist
on July 18, 2018 at 12:20 AM
Me too.
Has she ever watched an episode or two of Judge Judy? That's all part of the courtship or what is needed to continue the relationship. You can't get back what you willingly spent. It wasn't as if she was swindled.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 18, 2018 at 12:27 AM
No she won't get it back, but it keeps contact with Mo and it keeps her on TV.
I see that Gums Cortney and her Spanish dude show up next week, also Alan and Kirlyam from S1. I've never been able to figure out the origin of her name. Even researched online. I'm a geek that way.
Reply by Poetist
on July 18, 2018 at 12:39 AM
That's the reason I figured the producers cooked up to keep that trainwreck off the rails.
That's good. They are interesting, but I can't stand Kentucky and France. Boring.
Well, it could be a made up name.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 23, 2018 at 8:06 PM
Not quite finished with the What Now Segment, but close enough (what is with these three hour episodes)?
The tell all was laughably bad. All the fake posturing and challenges. I did like the Pao/Anfisa dust up enough to compare the similar dresses and noticed how much better Anfisa was wearing it. Also, I think she is the winner in any physical confrontation with Pao. She has that stealth assassin kind of vibe. Pao is all talk (way too much talk, in fact). Am I mistaken or did Russ tell her to shut up at one point? If so, he is my hero for the day.
Pao really is a mean girl, isn't she? Last season she had Loren to do her dirty work, and this season it is Juan. I love how she tries to pass of the blame (oh, I only made those comments to Jorge about your looks because he started it....). Whatever. Just go away now and don't come back.
Nicole, oh girl, I just don't know what to say. He is all but screaming at you that he is a scammer and can't be trusted. Everyone else sees it. What is wrong with you?
I actually found David and Annie to be the stars of the hour. David giving marital advice, Annie with the sex talk again, Ashley snarking in about her dad, with some seemingly real comments about her and Annie's relationship.
Chantel looks like she has trouble breathing when she sits down because of the enormous implants sitting on top of her chest. She already had a great rack, why would she want them to grotesquely oversize?
Molly claims to have learned a lesson, but she supposedly has a new, younger man who seems a lot like Luis. Speaking of Luis, what a piece of trash. I wonder who he got to coach him through the process of gaslighting his green card wife? He doesn't seem smart enough to have come up with that on his own.
Reply by Poetist
on July 24, 2018 at 4:14 AM
It's our crack and we need it.
I think they were equally matched, but I'll give Pao the win.
With Pao winning the dress competition, she loses out in makeup. I thought her makeup was too clownish, especially the lipstick.
Well, Anfisa was the villain and Jorge the victim, and when Pao said that last season, I think she was just trying to throw in a punch for Jorge.
She doesn't want any I-told-you-so, and she will rather take a divorce.
I thought David was struggling when he was tossing out marital advice.
Yes, I thought the bigger boobs were all in my head.
To me, he isn't making any smart moves. If he were smart, he would be milking Molly for money and not making this an easy out for her.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 30, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Final thoughts on the season:
Azan/Nic: I am going to go out on a limb and say that their entire story line and relationship is fake. Either her or the producers went trolling online to find a guy that she could pretend to be in a relationship with. They made a back door deal to give him half the money, which explains the money she has been sending all along. Azan would have been the perfect candidate, as his online activity already showed him willing to scam people for money. The $6K that they kept talking about would be about half of her earnings from the show, which is about 1,000 per episode if other online posts can be believed. No way she would have taken the second cancellation as well as she did other wise.
Family Chantel: If their story is real, no way that marriage lasts. Mama Chantel is quite the shit stirrer, isn't she? Some are saying that River used the N word, which is what set Pedro off. I didn't hear it. BTW, that was some seriously garish make up on sister Pedro. She looked like a circus clown.
Russ/Pao: Online posters say that they are expecting. So much for their marriage breaking down. More fakery.
Molly: I am glad that Luis did not show up. I don't think I could stand to see that oily-ass scammer again. What in the world did she see in him?
Jorge/Anfisa: They are good TV. The Jorge/Pao standoff was pretty funny. So was the verbal Anfisa/Pao smack down. You've got the ice cold Russian and the hot tamale Colombian. Anfisa looks seriously scary when she gets angry.
David/Annie: Again, online posters have dug up info that says they are not broke. I guess they will last as long as she can stand to do the boom boom with him 5 times per week.
Stay tuned next week for Season 2 Before the 90 Days. I will start a new thread under that title.
Reply by Poetist
on July 31, 2018 at 2:31 AM
I can believe it; I've seen too many desperate women in my life.
Nicole is obese and a single mom w/o many prospects. I am sure she was hurt by the second cancellation, but I can see her thinking that the wedding is just postponed. She still has her man, yadda, yadda, yadda...
Yeah, I could see Pao working overtime to be dramatic to keep the money flowing for another season on 90-day, even Anfisa called her out on it. LOL.
I don't even think he would have added to the show. He has no excuse, so he did right to stay home.
I think Jorge agrees with you.
I don't see why people don't consider that they have some income from the show. Their cost of living is cheap, considering they don't have to pay for rent and David works as a manager.
Cool!
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 31, 2018 at 3:17 AM
Darcy and Jesse, Karine and Paul, plus 4 new train wrecks. What's not to like?
Reply by Poetist
on July 31, 2018 at 3:25 AM
So far, so good!
Reply by Poetist
on July 31, 2018 at 3:32 AM
By the way, who do you think Kirlyam's baby looks like?
Did you know Alan was on the Price is Right? He won his showcase.
Reply by jonnieblack
on July 31, 2018 at 3:39 AM
More like her. Has her mouth.
Thanks for sharing!
Reply by Poetist
on August 6, 2018 at 1:08 AM
Where is your thread? Link?