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Dialogue That You'd Be Unlikely To Hear On Mission Impossible
Savage918STAFFMOD 发布于 2018 年 11 月 29 日 5:11上午
I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
Let's get this party started!
Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
sukhisoo 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 04 日 11:43下午
Cinnamon: “Sorry. I just don’t think I’m attractive enough to get Mr. Dictator Playboy’s attention.”
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 04 日 11:49下午
Dan/Jim (to the rest of the team): "For the last time, the reason we never do missions in Hawaii is because they are handled by 5-0."
sukhisoo 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 13 日 6:16下午
Willy: "I don't think I can lug this crate around. With Barney inside, it's just too heavy."
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 13 日 10:12下午
Jim to Barney (after everyone else has left Jim's apartment after a mission briefing in season seven): "Barney, I know you're going for a different look, but make up your mind. Either keep the mustache or shave it off!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 18 日 2:25下午
Voice on tape: "Mr. Phelps, you don't have a choice. You're doing this mission whether you like it or not."
sukhisoo 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 18 日 6:39下午
I remember a Maxwell Smart episode that parodied Mission: Impossible. The voice on the tape had the usual message we are all accustomed to, but then followed it up with "Should you decide not to accept it...YOU'RE FIRED!"
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 06 月 19 日 2:11下午
Dan (talking to Cinnamon and Crystal): "And ladies, this time, no catfights over who gets to go to dinner with me after the end of the mission."
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 07 月 24 日 12:23下午
Rollin (to Jim in the first episode of season two): "Hey, who are you?"
Jim: "I'm Jim Phelps, the new IMF team leader."
Barney: "What happened to Dan?"
Jim: "He became a victim of the Robert Lansing syndrome."
Willie: "The WHAT?"
Jim: "The Robert Lansing syndrome. Remember the first season of Twelve O'Clock High when Lansing was popular with the audience but for some reason the network wanted him replaced?"
Cinnamon: "And they replaced him with Paul Burke. Yes, I remember. But didn't the cast change end up dooming the show?"
Jim: "Definitely. But unlike Paul Burke, I'm taller and a better actor."
Disclosure: Okay, you guys knew I'd get a Robert Lansing reference into this thread somehow. 😉
sukhisoo 的回复
于 2019 年 07 月 24 日 2:17下午
Nicole Vedette: "In another life, I fell for a guy named Jim. It didn't end well."
Paris: "In another life, I was second in command to a guy named Jim. I gave my life for him."
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 07 月 28 日 11:50上午
William Shatner (to Willie as he's sitting in the barber chair during the season 6 episode Encore): "Helmsman, all ahead, Warp factor 5."
Willie: "Where do you think you are, on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise?"
mel-boring 的回复
于 2019 年 07 月 30 日 7:26上午
Wille to: (fill in the blank)____________. (Cinnamon, Dana, Casey, etc.) "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine."
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 07 月 30 日 7:57下午
Dan Briggs (to trapeze artist Crystal Conners at the end of Old Man Out, Part 2): "Crystal, will you marry me?"
cinna_mini_me 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 01 日 6:34下午
Cinnamon to Willie: "Want me to hold it for you?" :-P
Savage918 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 01 日 7:12下午
Okay, folks, our writing is starting to get a little too creative!😱
Rollin (to Jim): " Jim, can I sing on this upcoming mission?"
Jim: "No you can't, Rollin."
Rollin: "Why not?"
Jim: "Because you can't sing."
Rollin: " Cinnamon can't sing but you let her do it when she was pretending to be Mona Berg."
Jim: "True, but she was also half-naked and looks a lot better in lingerie than you do."
cinna_mini_me 的回复
于 2019 年 08 月 02 日 12:17上午
Stacey: "Meeeooow. Wait, what? You're not Batman!"