@Sue-Yin said:

HC

www.doitfordurrell.com – #DoItforDurrell, #DurrellChallenge2021, #DurrellWildlife, @durrell_jerseyzoo, @thedurrellchallenge

https://www.instagram.com/p/COaM5yZBSi_/

OMG, HC’s BD! The red velvet cake. Is a year ago.

They don’t seem to make faces like that anymore.

It started with Matt Boomer and end with HC.

Well, don’t look at his latest IG post if you don’t want to wet your little Hello Kitty undies. A little birdie told me he made sure to look super hot in that vid just to make you wet yourself.

Keep it PG-13, ladies.

H. Cavill

Wanted to say a huge congratulations to my good friend, manager, and colleague Dany Garcia for realising a childhood dream of hers and releasing her own clothing line! I wonder what that young woman named Dany would have said if you told her that her dreams would come true! @gstq @DanyGarciaCo

https://www.instagram.com/p/CObAu4WBD6y/

@Cashmere said:

on May 5, 2020 at 7:26 AM

It’s past midnight in the UK. Happy isolation birthday to the white wolf!

A year ago

At least he's not in isolation this year.

Happy birthday to the white wolf!

@Cashmere said:

Happy birthday to the white wolf!

Happy 38th

@Sue-Yin said:

HC

www.doitfordurrell.com – #DoItforDurrell, #DurrellChallenge2021, #DurrellWildlife, @durrell_jerseyzoo, @thedurrellchallenge

https://www.instagram.com/p/COaM5yZBSi_/

Happy birthday!

HC looks and sounds delicious. OMG, I love how he says biodiversity. That voice, that accent. Call me crazy, but he put some emphasis on that word because he knows that sciencey stuff will excites me. I’d have probably reached the moon, if he had said biochemistry. Would have probably reached heaven, if he had said something like chemical engineering. I need a cold

Am I the only one who thinks HC’s an endangered species too?

Well, there’s only one of him. Somebody should clone him. Not to preserved him. No, to give them to the group of obsessed women, desperately looking for negative readings that HC’s sad and unhappy so they can find solace in the thought that he and NV will break up soon.

Of course! I keep forgetting that HC knows you exist.

HC doesn’t need to know I exist. He can feel that there is a girl out there who loves him more than any other girls. So he thinks it’s funny to annoy and excite that girl who used to be me.

Well, don’t look at his latest IG post if you don’t want to wet your little Hello Kitty undies.

I don’t wet my undies, smart arse. That’s why NASA made daily liners for undies.

A little birdie told me he made sure to look super hot in that vid just to make you wet yourself.

Well, mission unaccomplished. You seem to forget that HC is no longer the sun in the center of my universe. If he’s not my sun, then he isn’t any kind of hot to me. The only thing hot in that vid was when he said biodiversity. Everything else was meh.

@Cashmere said:

Keep it PG-13, ladies.

Yeah, Sue, keep it PG-13. You may be old enough to turn perv for HC, but there are little kids like me out there who just like SM.

MuscleTech

Happy Birthday to the one and only, our very own Chief Creative Director, #HenryCavill

https://twitter.com/MuscleTech/status/1390042689282916356

Many happy returns.

@Cashmere said:

At least he's not in isolation this year.

Happy birthday to the white wolf!

It’s nice that his gf is with him this time. Some jealous fools are still saying that they broke COVID-19 rules. They can’t see there families, but HC can fly his gf from the US to come sleep with him. I guess the fact that she can sleep with him is what’s bothering them, not that he broke COVID-19 rules.

I’m pretty sure that Americans have never been prevented from traveling to the UK during the pandemic. Only the US banned non-essential travels from the UK in March 2020. Americans were/are required to quarantine for 14 or 10 days when they arrive and then they can go wherever they want in the UK. Also, a household was/is allowed to mingle with one other household. HC and NV form a household or you can see NV as the one household he’s allowed to mingle with.

@Blue-Rose said:

Call me crazy, but he put some emphasis on that word because he knows that sciencey stuff will excites me.

Nerd!

And you are crazy. HC just wants people to care about biodiversity.

I’d have probably reached the moon, if he had said biochemistry. Would have probably reached heaven, if he had said something like chemical engineering. I need a cold

Well, I want to go into outer space, but I don’t trust Elon Musk’s crappy rockets. So maybe HC can mention International Corporate Finance next time. Let’s see if I’ll reach the moon or heaven too.

@Blue-Rose said:

HC looks and sounds delicious. That voice, that accent. I’d have probably reached the moon, if he had said biochemistry. Would have probably reached heaven, if he had said something like chemical engineering. I need a cold

Is a good thing HC’s not a teacher.

@Sue-Yin said:

I guess the fact that she can sleep with him is what’s bothering them, not that he broke COVID-19 rules.

Exactly!

@Triksy said:

@Cashmere said:

Happy birthday to the white wolf!

Happy 38th

A little late to the party. Happy 38th BD.

@Blue-Rose said:

Well, mission unaccomplished. You seem to forget that HC is no longer the sun in the center of my universe.

Your universe has no sun?

@Cashmere said:

Is a good thing HC’s not a teacher.

He shouldn’t be a handyman or a priest either.

@Sue-Yin said:

I guess the fact that she can sleep with him is what’s bothering them, not that he broke COVID-19 rules.

Exactly!

@Blue-Rose said:

You seem to forget that HC is no longer the sun in the center of my universe. If he’s not my sun, then he isn’t any kind of hot to me.

So the wedding is off. lol

@HCFan said:

@Triksy said:

@Cashmere said:

Happy birthday to the white wolf!

Happy 38th

A little late to the party. Happy 38th BD.

Very late and in a hurry too. lol Happy birthday, gorgeous!

@Sue-Yin said:

So maybe HC can mention International Corporate Finance next time. Let’s see if I’ll reach the moon or heaven too.

I want to reach the moon too without the help of a rocket.He should say Business Economics. lol

@Sue-Yin said:

I guess the fact that she can sleep with him is what’s bothering them, not that he broke COVID-19 rules.

Exactly!

@Blue-Rose said:

Well, there’s only one of him. Somebody should clone him. Not to preserved him. No, to give them to the group of obsessed women, desperately looking for negative readings that HC’s sad and unhappy so they can find solace in the thought that he and NV will break up soon.

It’s more fun seeing them desperately looking for negative readings.

@Sue-Yin said:

I’m pretty sure that Americans have never been prevented from traveling to the UK during the pandemic. Only the US banned non-essential travels from the UK in March 2020. Americans were/are required to quarantine for 14 or 10 days when they arrive and then they can go wherever they want in the UK. Also, a household was/is allowed to mingle with one other household. HC and NV form a household or you can see NV as the one household he’s allowed to mingle with.

Yep.

@HCFan said:

@Cashmere said:

Is a good thing HC’s not a teacher.

He shouldn’t be a handyman or a priest either.

I understand teacher and priest. But why not a handyman?

@HCFan said:

Your universe has no sun?

No.

@AnnaB said:

So the wedding is off. lol

Yes.

@Cashmere said:

Is a good thing HC’s not a teacher.

He shouldn’t be a handyman or a priest either.

The church and classroom will be full of girls without undies, eager to show the gorgeous priest or teacher their Brazilian or Hollywood wax à la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

Funny thing. The male boards are suddenly very active. So I thought they decided to join the NV and or witchcraft mania, because HC didn’t post anything geeky on his IG. Well, the good news is that they still don’t care about who HC’s dating or witchcraft. But they do care when the king of geeks does something geeky. Apparently, the king of geeks is HC and his subjects found out he did something geeky again.

https://ibb.co/6wVYrXR

It takes very little to make the geeks excited. It’d take > msg + shirtless HC pic = me excited.

BTW, this new geeky thing is different than what HC did last summer, autumn, winter, last year, last quarter, last month, last week.

Too much free attention when celebs post on their IG.

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@Blue-Rose said:

The church and classroom will be full of girls without undies, eager to show the gorgeous priest or teacher their Brazilian or Hollywood wax à la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

I guess a guy would love that. I think it’s nasty.

The male boards are suddenly very active.

I thought an announcement was made. Crazy geeks.

@Blue-Rose said:

The church and classroom will be full of girls without undies, eager to show the gorgeous priest or teacher their Brazilian or Hollywood wax à la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

You should really stop hanging with the oldies.

But they do care when the king of geeks does something geeky. Apparently, the king of geeks is HC and his subjects found out he did something geeky again.

When a guy like HC is a geek, that means that it is OK to be a geek. Being a geek doesn’t mean you’re out of shape, have bad skin, walk around with an inhaler and wear glasses and braces. Hollywood should stop portraying geeks and nerds like that.

@Blue-Rose said:

The church and classroom will be full of girls without undies, eager to show the gorgeous priest or teacher their Brazilian or Hollywood wax à la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

https://ibb.co/6wVYrXR

It takes very little to make the geeks excited.

They are really stalking him. lol