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All Friedrich wanted was to propose to Heidi, his supervisor, on a business trip. But while rehearsing on an airplane toilet, he and his ring drop out into the sky over the alps. Only to land in a very strange fairytale world. Come to find out, Middle Earth is right in the heart of Switzerland! To make matters worse, the quirky inhabitants mistake Friedrich for Frido the Tellyhobbie. Before he can say Tolkien, he‘s on a mission to save the world from an evil wizard who wants to dip the whole planet in one huge sizzling Swiss cheese fondue. A mission so crazy… it just might wake the hero in him.
A spoof of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy set in Switzerland.
A high school swim champion with a troubled past enrolls in the U.S. Coast Guard's 'A' School, where legendary rescue swimmer Ben Randall teaches him some hard lessons about loss, love, and self-sacrifice.
Based on the true nail-biting mission that captivated the world. Twelve boys and the coach of a Thai soccer team explore the Tham Luang cave when an unexpected rainstorm traps them in a chamber inside the mountain. Entombed behind a maze of flooded cave tunnels, they face impossible odds. A team of world-class divers navigate through miles of dangerous cave networks to discover that finding the boys is only the beginning.
Greg und Flo wollen heiraten. Und immer ehrlich zueinander sein. Flo und ihre Eltern möchten endlich Gregs Vater und Mutter kennenlernen. Das bringt Greg in enorme Schwierigkeiten. Er hält seine Eltern für nicht vorzeigbar und konstruiert mithilfe seiner Freunde erneut ein Lügengerüst: falsche Eltern für die echte Flo; eine falsche Flo für die echten Eltern. Das Chaos lässt nicht lange auf sich warten und endet in Handgreiflichkeiten. Greg und Flo sind ein glückliches Paar, und Gregs Firma, Alibi.com, ist Geschichte.
A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life.
Unveiled through a made-for-TV documentary, five chilling tales of found footage horror emerge to take viewers on a gore-filled journey through the grim underbelly of the forgotten 1980s.
Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau.
Malasaña neighborhood, Madrid, Spain, 1976. While political turmoil ravages the streets all over the country, the Olmedo family arrives in the big city and settles into their new apartment. They soon discover that they are not the only ones roaming its corridors.
After losing his wife and his memory in a car accident, a single father undergoes an experimental treatment that causes him to question who he really is.
On a secluded farm in a nondescript rural town, a man is slowly dying. His family gathers to mourn, and soon a darkness grows, marked by waking nightmares and a growing sense that something evil is taking over the family.
An ordinary man frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
When the owner of a struggling used car lot is killed, it's up to the lot's hot-shot salesman to save the property from falling into the hands of the owner's ruthless brother and used-car rival.
After policeman Frank Dooley is framed for theft and loses his job on the force, he joins a security guard agency and teams up with inept former defense lawyer Norman Kane. When the two botch a job guarding a local warehouse, they begin to uncover corruption within the company and their union.
The Theory of Everything is the extraordinary story of one of the world’s greatest living minds, the renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking, who falls deeply in love with fellow Cambridge student Jane Wilde.
After the whole North of the Equator freezes below zero, a group of people in Los Angeles risk their lives while trying to "escape" from the city's hostile conditions, in order to take a ship to a hotter place on Earth.
While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
In a case of mistaken identity, the world’s deadliest assassin, known as the Man from Toronto, and a New York City screw-up are forced to team up after being confused for each other at a rental cabin.
An LA vampire hunter has a week to come up with the cash to pay for his kid's tuition and braces. Trying to make a living these days just might kill him.
When his attempt to save his family inadvertently alters the future, Barry Allen becomes trapped in a reality in which General Zod has returned and there are no Super Heroes to turn to. In order to save the world that he is in and return to the future that he knows, Barry's only hope is to race for his life. But will making the ultimate sacrifice be enough to reset the universe?
Doug Harris is a loveable but socially awkward groom-to-be with a problem: he has no best man. With less than two weeks to go until he marries the girl of his dreams, Doug is referred to Jimmy Callahan, owner and CEO of Best Man, Inc., a company that provides flattering best men for socially challenged guys in need. What ensues is a hilarious wedding charade as they try to pull off the big con, and an unexpected budding bromance between Doug and his fake
best man Jimmy.
Street dancer, Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.
Legendary Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear embarks on an intergalactic adventure alongside a group of ambitious recruits and his robot companion Sox.
A widower, his daughter, and his new wife move into a peaceful neighborhood. At first it appears to be a perfect neighborhood but the family quickly realize that something is not right about their new home.
Im Jahre 1880 gelingt es dem brillanten Wissenschaftler und Tüftler Thomas Alva Edison endlich, eine erste Glühbirne zu konstruieren, die länger als ein paar Minuten leuchtet. Unterstützt durch seinen Sekretär und Assistenten Samuel Insull sowie den superreichen Geldgeber J.P. Morgan plant Edison nun, die ersten Häuserblocks in Manhattan mit elektrischem Licht zu versorgen. Doch das Trio ist nicht allein mit seinen Ambitionen. Denn der Unternehmer George Westinghouse erkennt, dass die neue Technologie längst nicht ausgereift ist. Mit Hilfe des aus Serbien eingewanderten Physiker-Genies Nikola Tesla macht er mit der deutlich effizienteren, aber angeblich lebensgefährlichen Wechselspannung Edisons Gleichspannung Konkurrenz. Der Wettkampf um städtische Aufträge zur Beleuchtung Amerikas spitzt sich zu, als beide Männer – entgegen ihres eigentlichen Charakters – zu zunehmend unlauteren Mitteln greifen, um den Gegner auszustechen…
Batman hat es mit dem Pinguin zu tun, einem amphibisch/menschlichen Wesen, das durch den Ansporn des fiesen Geschäftsmanns Max Shreck sogar Ambitionen hegt, es bis zum Bürgermeister Gotham Citys zu bringen. Die beiden wollen Batman in Verruf bringen, doch dann gibt es da noch die ehemalige Sekretärin Shrecks, Selina Kyle, die als undurchsichtige Catwoman durch Gothams Strassen zieht ...
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.
Gotham City erstickt in einem Sumpf aus Korruption und Verbrechen, und nur ein Mann stellt sich der Gefahr: Batman, der dunkle Ritter in dem Fledermaus-Cape. Die Reporterin Vicky Vale wittert eine heiße Story, und will die Identität des mysteriösen Kämpfers für das Gute aufdecken. Doch Batman hat andere Probleme: Er ist Joker auf den Fersen, der die Macht in Gothams Unterwelt an sich reißen will ...
It's summertime, and Greg Heffley is looking forward to playing video games and spending time with his friends. However, Greg's dad has other plans: He's decided that some father-son bonding time is in order. Desperate to prevent his dad from ruining summer vacation, Greg pretends he has a job at a ritzy country club. But Greg's plan backfires, leaving him in the middle of embarrassing mishaps and a camping trip gone wrong.
A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star.
A brilliant toy company roboticist uses artificial intelligence to develop M3GAN, a life-like doll programmed to emotionally bond with her newly orphaned niece. But when the doll's programming works too well, she becomes overprotective of her new friend with terrifying results.
Rusty Sabich is a deputy prosecutor engaged in an obsessive affair with a coworker who is murdered. Soon after, he's accused of the crime. And his fight to clear his name becomes a whirlpool of lies and hidden passions.
An evil business executive is releasing dangerous toxins and the Barbarian Brothers set out to stop his evil work.
The extraordinary true story of eccentric British artist Louis Wain, whose playful, sometimes even psychedelic pictures helped to transform the public's perception of cats forever.
Nach dem Einsturz einer abgelegenen Diamantenmine, macht sich der erfahrene Ice Road-Trucker Mike McCann mit seinem Bruder Gurty sowie einem Team mutiger Fahrer auf eine gefährliche Rettungsmission. Sie transportieren mit ihren Trucks die tonnenschwere Ausrüstung, die für die Bergung der verschütteten Kumpel dringend benötigt wird. Es gibt nur einen Weg zur Mine und der führt über die gefährlichen Ice Roads der gefrorenen Seen im äußersten Norden Kanadas. Die Mission gerät zum Wettlauf gegen die Zeit: Schmelzendes Eis, Lawinen sowie ein brutaler Schnee-Sturm sorgen für dramatische Situationen - während den eingeschlossenen Minenarbeitern der Sauerstoff ausgeht. Doch die eigentliche Bedrohung der spektakulären Mission kommt von ganz anderer Seite - jemand spielt ein falsches Spiel!
A disgruntled ex-CIA operative, his assistant and their assembled group of terrorists seize a battleship with nuclear blackmail in mind. They've planned for every contingency but ignore the ship's cook, former Navy SEAL Casey Ryback—an error that could be fatal.
G.I. Joe faces a new enemy as an ancient society of snake people known as Cobra-La try to forcefully take back the earth from those who drove them underground eons ago.
Action Man and his team have to stop the combined forces of Dr. X and No-Face, who have unleashed a large number of X Robots on the world and framed Action Man for the kidnapping of a professor.
Young Gregory Tudor sees his local ice cream man murdered and later grows up to inherit his business, opting to inject gruesome ingredients—including human body parts—into his frozen confections. When one of the neighborhood boys goes missing, the local kids suspect Gregory and band together to get to the bottom of things.
A reclusive circus master invites a group of social media stars to his house of haunts. Anyone who can make it out before being scared into submission will earn $250,000 - but the stars soon learn they are not only competing for money, but also fighting for their lives.
Nearly 5,000 years after he was bestowed with the almighty powers of the Egyptian gods—and imprisoned just as quickly—Black Adam is freed from his earthly tomb, ready to unleash his unique form of justice on the modern world.
Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.
In the late 90s, a video archivist unearths a series of sinister pirate broadcasts and becomes obsessed with uncovering the dark conspiracy behind them.
Angelo "Snaps" Provolone made his dying father a promise on his deathbed: he would leave the world of crime and become an honest businessman. Despite having no experience in making money in a legal fashion, Snaps sets about to keep his promise.
When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fair, the two police academies must compete against each other to stay in operation. Mauser persuades two officers in Lassard's academy to better his odds, but things don't quite turn out as expected...
Volle Deckung! Sie sind wieder da! Mahoney, Kommandant Lassard und der beknackte Rest des chaotischsten Haufens, der jemals in einer Polizei-Uniform gesteckt hat. Kaum haben sie ihr Abschlußdiplom erhalten, werden sie auch schon auf die Menschheit losgelassen. Ihr erster Einsatz führt sie ins finsterste Viertel der Stadt. Klar, daß sie statt ordentlich aufzuräumen, das Chaos erst perfekt machen.
Eine Boing 747 fliegt in 10.000 Meter Höhe geradewegs auf eine Gewitterfront zu. Die Maschine wird vom Autopilot gesteuert. Von der Besatzung ist nur noch die Stewardess Teri Halloran am Leben. Der sadistische Serienkiller Ryan Weaver hat seine Bewacher und beide Piloten ermordet, die Kontrolle übernommen und die restlichen Passagiere in den Frachtraum gesperrt. Weaver hat nichts mehr zu verlieren. Er beginnt einen sadistischen Psycho-Krieg mit Teri. Selbst wenn es ihr gelingen könnte, diesen amoklaufenden Psychopathen in Schach zu halten, bleibt immer noch ein Problem: die Landung!
Hier tobt die beknackteste, verrückteste und ausgeflippteste Polizei-Truppe aller Zeiten. Ein wild zusammengewürfelter Haufen: Tölpel, Freizeitsheriffs und total unfähige Taugenichtse melden sich zum Dienst. Die Ausbilder versuchen vergeblich, die Rekruten hinzubiegen. Die Witzfiguren in Uniform, die zuerst schießen, bevor sie ihr Gehirn einschalten, versetzen die hilfesuchenden Bürger der Stadt in Angst und Schrecken.
Social media influencer, 'DropTheMike', seeks thrills and stardom in the most horrific places. When he’s offered the possibility of a lucrative sponsorship, he takes his online channel to one of the most haunted hotels in America. What begins as a fun challenge accompanied by friends descends into a personal hell, begging the timely question: how far would you go to pursue internet fame?
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