@volkstraum said:

Needs an Inuit who holds around with a fishing rod at all times

An Inuit with an eye-patch, his left arm amputated half-way.

@mechajutaro said:

Amber Heard can easily add diversity to the mix, by scarfing down an order of enchiladas and baked beans, washing it down with prune juice, then taking a s-it in that dude from True Blood's bed. All on camera

I’d buy that for a dollar