Lesson 13: Cleanliness (Absolute)
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What if The Return happened right now? Are you surrounded by objects? Would you know how to get out? Cleaning clears pathways for sight and movement. Find your corners and don't turn your back on them. Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson 98: Interstellar Telepathic Communcation (Absolute)
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The Children have made an error in judgement. Important lessons are reinforced. Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson 28: Water (Absolute)
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There is more to convincing yourself of the truth. Part of it is convincing others. What can you do to convince someone of something? If a person is thirsty and doesn't know it, how do you quench them? Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson 8: Altruism (Absolute)
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Sharing your "bounty" is key to successful preparation for The Return. If you had to gather all your possessions and your friends how quickly could you do it? Can you see them both from where you're sitting right now? Go get all of them. Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson 5: Creativity (Absolute)
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Preparing for The Return requires discipline and hard work. But preparation shouldn't come at the expense of enjoyment and fulfillment. Explore some of the ways creativity can be harnessed and utilized for your defenses. Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson 56: Cleanliness II (Absolute)
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The Children have made an error in judgement. Important lessons are reinforced. Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.