Wow, what a sh-t show. He has a caretaker personality, which is a form of control. Most prison inmates have aversion to control. Good luck, man. Btw, that picture of young Marcelino, damn!
Garrett and Johnna 2.0, otherwise known as Matt and Caitlin, probably will end just like 1.0. He goes wild after release and she gets left with nothing.
Jasmyne is a beautiful young woman who got shafted in life by having Lizzie for a mother. What could describe this couple better than the hunt for Scott's (one of only a few remaining) tooth?
Clint seems like a "special" guy. Another train wreck.
Then we have the dueling fiances. I can't wait for this one to play out. Megan will have done all that lingerie shopping and sex exercise training for nothing.
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Reply by Poetist
on January 23, 2019 at 12:54 AM
Well, on the positive side, it might just be a nickname/Twitter handle.
Reply by Poetist
on January 28, 2019 at 3:14 AM
I'm shaking my head. What virgin is willing to be filmed in lingerie waiting on a bed, while a film crew lies in wait? Meghan is so warped. I do think she's a virgin that is so willing to give up her v-card that she'll do anything, like date a convict. The wife, whatever her name is, is she really pregnant? Did I hear that, or does her dumb butt thinks she preggo?
Reply by jonnieblack
on January 28, 2019 at 1:56 PM
I'm finally believing in this one. Michael seems genuinely into Megan.
Once again, we share a brain. I was thinking exactly the same thing about Megan being filmed in that situation. I am not so sure she is a virgin, but if she is, wow, that generation really has no privacy boundaries.
I don't think they said that Sarah is pregnant but it was strongly implied.
I wonder if Lizzie is even capable of anything approaching love. Maybe for her daughter but I'm not convinced.
And our boy Matt reverts to old habits. I just have to laugh when he talks about living the outlaw life. Isn't it out there that he is back in jail?
There is something seriously wrong with Clint. He doesn't seem capable of functioning as an adult. It seems as though his parents are still acting as his guardians, unofficially. And what in the world are those spots all over his face?
Reply by Poetist
on February 1, 2019 at 1:42 AM
I'm not convinced.
She is so awkward and desperate in moments that I do believe she is.
Okay. . .
I agree.
Yep!
I suppose those spots are uneven tanning, and I think those parents need to stop being a safety net for him. Seriously, if that mother didn't spot him the cash and credit card, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to wine and dine Tracie.
Reply by jonnieblack
on February 4, 2019 at 2:13 AM
Dr. Oz did a segment about prison relationships last Wednesday. Marcelino and Angela (hard aged, you called her) were on. He called it a docuseries. 😂😂😂😂😂
Reply by Poetist
on February 4, 2019 at 2:19 AM
LOL. Well, it technically is that and a farce.
I think the common denominator with MOST of these relationships are drugs. If they weren't drug users, they were sellers, which is most of the prison population.
Reply by jonnieblack
on February 4, 2019 at 2:50 AM
Btw, we are seeing the real Marcelino. He was exactly the same on Dr. Oz.
Reply by Poetist
on February 4, 2019 at 3:08 AM
Well, I didn't miss much, but he should have had Meghan on the show. He should have dug deep and found out the real reason she went searching for a convict as a bf.
Reply by jonnieblack
on February 5, 2019 at 2:49 AM
Scott and Lizzie: That church scene was staged, at least the confession. There is no way that the Catholic church would allow cameras in the confessional. And that dress, her enormous boobs spilling all over, it was horrifying.
Matt and Caitlin: I think that job interview was staged also. Who would expect someone to get paint all over their clothes? That said, I have to laugh every time Matt tries to look like a badass. I think that foreman could kick his ass to the curb easily.
Tracie and Clint are on another level of crazy. I get character's from The Devil's Rejects images from those two. My goddess, lordy. That gives new meaning to the phrase, No accounting for taste.
Megan and Michael take oversharing to another level. We've already commented on how unlikely a virgin would allow herself to be filmed like that. I don't think there is a level too low for him to sink.
Reply by Poetist
on February 5, 2019 at 3:13 AM
I believe getting dirty is par for the course, but I think the obvious was the hard hat and goggles conveniently waiting for Matt.
Let's just call it like it is -- some of the ugliest looking folks evah. Clint needs to moisturize and shave. Tracie needs a teeth bleaching and tat removals.
Okay, why was Meg crying -- in fear -- because he had to go see his parole officer? If she is going to date a con, she better know what to expect.
Reply by Poetist
on February 5, 2019 at 3:14 AM
Can we take a collection for teeth? How about a Gofund me account?
Seriously.... Scott and Matt need them. Tracie might be missing molars.
Reply by Poetist
on February 5, 2019 at 3:26 AM
Sarah apparently saw the Niagra Falls episode and feeling kind of salty about it.
Reply by Poetist
on February 12, 2019 at 1:24 AM
So Sarah is pregnant, oh my gosh.
I wonder will Lizzie stick with Scott once she finds out he's broke. I think she might, since she said the other men in her life were trash.
I do think Caitlin is moving too fast w/the apartment. It's good she has a job, but I hope the rent is not dependent on Matt's lack of income.
It's good to see Clint wakeup.
Reply by jonnieblack
on February 12, 2019 at 3:11 AM
Hi there, I have been absent this week. I was out of town and watched no TV so I may not have very timely posts. Stay tuned.
Reply by jonnieblack
on February 14, 2019 at 3:37 AM
God, Michael is a POS. Deliberately making Sarah miserable.
I think Lizzie might stick with Scott. I don't know if she loves him but she feels good with him. That counts for a lot.
Matt made the only smart comment I've heard from him. Caitlin expects too much of him. He is right, he has NOTHING to give and she keeps expecting a fully fledged adult.
I don't think Clint is woke.
Marcelino seemed interested in the three way. No judgment, they are all consenting adults.