WANRING: To Stephen Harper! You realize you'll have to sit next to Elsie Wayne, right?

Segments Include:

The Al-Jazeera Video Music Awards (Osama bin-Laden wins for his hit single, ""Death to the Infidels""

Bass MacLaren's report on Canada's ailing Sea-King helicopters.

An investigation into Allan Rock's fundraising practices.

A paid advertisement for the Jack LaLande power juicer.

A public service announcement concering Jean Chretien's apparent disappearance.

A political commentary by Native Affairs Correspondent Joe Crow