Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.

Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.

Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.

Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.

Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...

Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.

Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.

Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.

Somebody dies.