Michael Fay and attention deficit disorder, Bill Clinton's comments on MTV, an adult nightclub (Old Ball Cabaret) forced by city ordinance to add wheelchair access for entertainers, a city in Minnesota saying its students are tired because school starts too early, and the "media circus" over Admiral Frank Kelso.

Robert "Reiiiiiccch" shutting down a business "of his own accord," Ben and Jerry's co-founder "talking down" America, Hilary Clinton doing a "sudden" press conference on Whitewater, Rostenkowski (D) saying health care reform will need tax hikes, and a "tribute" to Richard Nixon (who had passed away).