Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.

Yeah, these are real.

If only it were that easy.

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!

It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.

This isn’t the YMCA.

Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

Mind. Blown.

Great movies, super stupid names.

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

How’s that for gun control?

It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

Don’t forget the olive.

You don’t have to have money to manage it.

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.