As many missteps as the prequels.

Who ordered the chicken skins?

Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.

When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.

You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.

From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.

Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.

Because it’s easier than going to jail. Sort of.

Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion – after Jedi, of course.

For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.

Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.

More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.

It’s Star Wars meets Xbox 360 meets Back to the Future meets your worst nightmare.

America can’t just neuralyze away the regret from wasting Memorial Day weekend on a threequel.

You don’t only YOLO once.

LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.

The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.

Barack Obama can’t be the only President who inhaled, right?

The finest vintage money can buy. Your money, anyway.

The wedding industry’s leading dresser of dudes has this ad spot for their ingenious business model you can’t escape.

As seen on FOX Seuss.

The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.

An army of one too many.

If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.

The world is divided into two halves: the bacon and the bacon eaters.

Adam and Jamie question organized religion – the fun way.

Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.

Gun laws in the United States are incredibly controversial, so let’s sort them out with the ultimate test case for how difficult it is to get yourself a dangerous firearm.

Negotiations drag on.

The truth is out there – or maybe that’s just your finger over the lens.

The Good Book has some bad writing.

She loves the little hell-raisers.

A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.

Support marriage equality – or else.

Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.

Think before you post, America.

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.

There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.

Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.

Welcome to the site where bromances are born.

The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)

What did she ever do to them?

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.

Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.

It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.

Technology commercials need an upgrade.

For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…

Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?

Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.

Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.

Sorry, but your Grandpa was a creep.

Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.

Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.

Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.

For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.

It’s like my body knows – it just knows.

The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!

A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.

Discover the secret to my amazing body.

Can you make it through the whole thing?

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

Helluva way to start a hunting trip.

Don’t do it!

‘Tis the season of hiber-dating.

Other than doggy style.

Advice from a girl who was recently dumped and totally doesn’t mind at all, you guys.

It’s cold as a witch’s teat. Or a regular girl’s teat.

Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.

A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.

The climax is gonna be out of this world.

Every November he swears he’ll change.

Douchebags are an occupational hazard.

Who can tell?

Adam is here to tell you why everything you know is wrong.

Who’s a good voyeur? You are!

If the best thing about your childhood was a TV show, maybe it was already ruined.

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

If you feel like a failure, it’s probably because you relatively are.

A truly revolutionary product.

We can’t all be Jon Snow.

He’s got an ego the size of Donkey Kong.

You can’t afford to buy the Apple Watch. She can’t afford to feed her kids.

The world’s most adorable/perverted game show.

Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.

In order to move out of your parents’ basement, you must first move into your parents’ basement.

In this poignant mini-documentary, find out which gets flushed away: the cake or Emily’s dreams.

Maybe some “traditions” need to no longer exist.

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.

Yeah, these are real.

If only it were that easy.

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!

It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.

Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.

This isn’t the YMCA.

Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

Mind. Blown.

Great movies, super stupid names.

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

How’s that for gun control?

It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.

Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

Don’t forget the olive.

You don’t have to have money to manage it.

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.

The internet can be an awful place sometimes.

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?

Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.

If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.

A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night

Preaching to the high choir.

Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.

America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?

Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!

Watch him come.

You can never get the back pimples by yourself.

The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.

Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.

We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.

Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.

Hint: a lot.

Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.

We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.

Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.

Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.

Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?

Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.

They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.

Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.

Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.

Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.

First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.

It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.

He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.