2) You make your family attend daily briefings in your living room and require them to wear business attire.
3) If a member of your family wants to talk to you, they have to record their message on a self-destruct tape and hide it somewhere strange for you to pick up.
4) Whenever you get pulled over by the cops for speeding, you tell the officer that if you show him your driver's license, The Secretary will disavow you.
5) When planning a party, you decide who to invite by leafing through glossy photos of your friends, and spreading out the invitees on the coffee table. And always end up inviting the same ones.
6)You start to wear masks to impersonate friends and family members, and you are convinced that you will be able to fool people in spite of the fact that you are three inches shorter or taller than the person you are impersonating.
7)You go to the mayor of your town/city and demand that all streets and buildings be renamed in Gellerese instead of English.
12)You legally change your name to: Dan Briggs, Jim Phelps, Cinnamon Carter, Rollin Hand, Willie Armitrage, Barney Collier, Dana Lambert, The Great Paris, Dr.Doug Roberts, or Casey.
14)You go into a rage every time someone mentions the Tom Cruise Mission: Impossible movies.
15)You decide that instead of the Wedding March, you're going to walk down the aisle to the Mission: Impossible Theme.
19) If you can't get a Mission: Impossible DVD season for $9.99 at Target, you have no problem using your rent money buying it somewhere else.
20)Whenever a certain US President who is not named Obama does something stupid, you cry out loud, "Where is the Impossible Missions Force when you need them?"
21) You get very upset when you find out that you're unable to find the Communist looking cigarettes.
22) You pretend to be a photographer to get inside the home of someone you don't like so you can put a bug in the house and find out what they are saying about you.
26) You get so annoyed with having to explain repeatedly to your friends that the Impossible Missions Force is NOT part of the CIA that you have to start taking Xanax.
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Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 7, 2017 at 11:21 PM
2) You make your family attend daily briefings in your living room and require them to wear business attire.
3) If a member of your family wants to talk to you, they have to record their message on a self-destruct tape and hide it somewhere strange for you to pick up.
4) Whenever you get pulled over by the cops for speeding, you tell the officer that if you show him your driver's license, The Secretary will disavow you.
Reply by movie ghoul
on April 10, 2017 at 12:46 PM
5) When planning a party, you decide who to invite by leafing through glossy photos of your friends, and spreading out the invitees on the coffee table. And always end up inviting the same ones.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 10, 2017 at 9:08 PM
6)You start to wear masks to impersonate friends and family members, and you are convinced that you will be able to fool people in spite of the fact that you are three inches shorter or taller than the person you are impersonating.
7)You go to the mayor of your town/city and demand that all streets and buildings be renamed in Gellerese instead of English.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 13, 2017 at 3:21 PM
8)Your Halloween costume is an army uniform that looks like something a soldier in a formerly Communist Country would wear.
9)You hire a acting repertory group to appear at social events at your home.
10)You call the Secretary of State's office in Washington D.C.just to see if he disavows you.
11)You start talking with a vague German or Russian accent
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 18, 2017 at 11:49 PM
12)You legally change your name to: Dan Briggs, Jim Phelps, Cinnamon Carter, Rollin Hand, Willie Armitrage, Barney Collier, Dana Lambert, The Great Paris, Dr.Doug Roberts, or Casey.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 20, 2017 at 6:17 PM
14)You go into a rage every time someone mentions the Tom Cruise Mission: Impossible movies. 15)You decide that instead of the Wedding March, you're going to walk down the aisle to the Mission: Impossible Theme.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on April 23, 2017 at 8:26 PM
15)You start a letter writing campaign to demand that Dan Briggs or Jim Phelps be made the Director of the CIA.
16)Everytime you have a problem with your laptop computer, you call information to get the phone number for Collier Electronics.
17) You keep wondering when the Lifetime Channel is going to give Cinnamon Carter her own Project: Runway show.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on May 9, 2017 at 10:15 PM
18)You start camping out at the DVD section of Target so you can be the first one to buy a MI season for $9.99
Reply by Maria Kelly
on May 16, 2017 at 11:47 AM
19) If you can't get a Mission: Impossible DVD season for $9.99 at Target, you have no problem using your rent money buying it somewhere else.
20)Whenever a certain US President who is not named Obama does something stupid, you cry out loud, "Where is the Impossible Missions Force when you need them?"
Reply by Maria Kelly
on May 29, 2017 at 1:54 PM
21) You get very upset when you find out that you're unable to find the Communist looking cigarettes.
22) You pretend to be a photographer to get inside the home of someone you don't like so you can put a bug in the house and find out what they are saying about you.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on August 7, 2017 at 10:28 PM
23) You name your daughters Cinnamon, Paprika, Pepper, or Cardamom.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on November 11, 2017 at 12:45 AM
24) You start demanding that the musak at the mall and the grocery store you go to start playing Cinnamon's Theme.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on November 19, 2017 at 9:41 PM
25) You try to get a law passed that requires that Gellerese be taught in High Schools.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on January 20, 2018 at 1:35 AM
26) You get so annoyed with having to explain repeatedly to your friends that the Impossible Missions Force is NOT part of the CIA that you have to start taking Xanax.