Apspriest Married... with Children
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Funny Lines
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on aprīlis 22, 2017 at 1:49 PM
Al: "I don't know how I can live without the warmth and sweetness, and the unforgettable spicy flavor, and the buttery bottom".
Mourner 1: "Good Lord, is he talking about Aunt Maddy?"
Mourner 2: "Ahum, I think Aunt Maddy had jungle fever with this man."
Atbilde no tmdb13060682
on aprīlis 22, 2017 at 4:31 PM
"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Atbilde no DRDMovieMusings
on aprīlis 22, 2017 at 6:36 PM
"Now Peg, if you want to have sex, the kids'll have to leave. And, if you want it to be good... you'll have to leave."
Atbilde no tmdb43737777
on jūnijs 21, 2017 at 4:14 AM
Cookie stole my big uns.
My husband doesn't have a thousand dollars. He's a shoe salsman.
Be out by morning.
Atbilde no wonder2wonder
on jūnijs 21, 2017 at 11:09 AM
Al: "Why are we doing this, Peg? The last time we had a party it was a disaster."
Peggy: "It was our wedding."
Al: "I rest my case."
Lonnie: "You make me feel all funny, like my insides turn to whip cream."
Kelly: "Oh, when I look at you my legs turn to jello."
Lonnie: "You know, whip cream and jello they go real good together."
Kelly: "Oh, you're making me hungry."
Lonnie: "I love you Kelly."
Kelly: "Lonny, I don't usually say this fully clothed, but, I love you too."
Atbilde no DRDMovieMusings
on jūnijs 21, 2017 at 12:23 PM
Al: "Peg, we've been married for umpteen years. Now...can't we just be friends?"
Atbilde no discostu004
on augusts 19, 2017 at 4:52 PM
Son, son, I don't have a nickel!
Atbilde no TrentTX
on augusts 21, 2017 at 7:41 PM
Al: "If we have sex Peg, then what will make your birthday special?"
Random male stripper: "I miss 8-Track tapes." Marcy: "I'm not paying you to think."
Atbilde no tmdb82469342
on oktobris 13, 2018 at 2:19 PM
Every time I heard Peggy's maiden name I chuckled.
A nightmare for the UK broadcaster
Atbilde no DRDMovieMusings
on oktobris 13, 2018 at 6:52 PM
"Peggy Wanker - don't bother to thank her." ("Connie Bender - bring a friend, it won't offend her.")
Atbilde no Bloodshot77
on aprīlis 7, 2019 at 9:07 PM
Peg: His eyes, his face, his chest, his legs...
Marcy: What else would you change about him, Peg?
Atbilde no Dark_Sithlord
on aprīlis 11, 2019 at 11:12 PM
Peg: "What's that toilet got that I don't?"
Al: "A job!"
Atbilde no DRDMovieMusings
on aprīlis 28, 2019 at 4:31 AM
"Kelly, you don't have to say another word: Peg, take the boy and the dog and yet out!"
Atbilde no discostu004
on aprīlis 28, 2019 at 11:08 AM
Al: Forget it Peg, you can have a percentage of our son, Buck Peg: Bud Al: Buck, Bud what's the difference?