3). Even though you specialize in Criminal Law, people are always asking you to represent them for other things.

4). Always carry a lot of money with you in case Paul Drake needs to borrow some from you so he can impress his hot date.

5). Never go on a double date with Drake. You'll end up paying for your and his date.

6) Never let a useless law school student hang around your office.

7) Always have a list of motels that you can send your clients to hide from the police in.