A taco, a genie, and a guy with no scalp discuss dirt-road devils, their new, robot lady-friend, and Halloween. Plus, someone's getting adopted.

The boys discuss child prostitution in our government, the Podesta emails, farting in cars, and making love to robots. Ben is put on notice.

The boys discuss serial killer amazon reviews, queefing, and settle the debate of which is better: Heathcliffe or Garfield? Henry is freed from free speech jail.

The boys discuss French astronaut suicides, a grave digger who dug his own grave, and who they'd have sex with on Fraser. Kissel starts his 2017 NYC mayoral run with more apologies.

The boys discuss a Thanksgiving that ended in murder, how to make your own tinfoil hat, and watch the fat man use hand farts to play Queen. Kissel is roasted by Garfield.

The boys discuss the far reaches of the Mandella Effect, a secret, spooky building in the middle of Manhattan, and watch a magician set a bird on fire. Ben is put back on notice.

The boys spread holiday cheer with talk of Shaolin monk genital strength and Macaque monkey marriage proposals. Marcus receives a very lively call from an Arkansas admirer. And Alex Jones saves Christmas.

The boys talk about the magic of furries, PLANET X, and celebrate Friday the 13th. Everyone gets aboard the Trump train.

The boys discuss the newly released dossier of classified CIA documents, the dangers of weed, and licking bum bums. We all learn the real meaning of "Chicago deep dish."

The boys talk about the wonders of pregnancy, find more evidence for the existence of Bigfoot, and learn about the dangers of porn from Ted Bundy. The callers seem lost and confused.

The boys take calls but the phones break down. The boys don't! Many people ask them about their behavior in a three way with each other.