• Barnabas finally came out to his father, who recommended suicide
• Millicent's plan now forces Nathan to propose marriage to Daniel
• Joshua has satisfied Nathan's aroused curiosity
• Naomi doesn't believe in witches, but does believe in wedding superstitions

• Joshua's attempt at conversion therapy for Barnabas was thwarted by mommy issues
• Victoria, bleeding all over the floor, picked the wrong time of the month to escape jail
• Peter Bradford, with a gun, can't subdue a pudgy man twice his age
• Bathia Mapes washes her clothes in linseed oil
• Daniel is going through his Little Lord Fauntleroy stage

• There were polaroid cameras in 1795
• Carolyn's newest mad crush is on a Frankenstein zombie
• Elizabeth enjoys ordering men around
• Dr. Lang had nightmares of following Julia into a dark room
• Everyone is shocked that Roger got married... to a woman

• Roger is not in the habit of taking sleeping pills
• Professor Stokes never cared for the letter "L"
• To know Willie is to dislike Willie
• Vicki is cheating on her ghost lover with his reincarnation
• Peter is nervous and confused finding Joe in his bedroom

• Barnabas warns Julia before he's going in
• Barnabas chooses the red pill
• Julia offers graveside career counseling
• The autopsy of a reanimated corpse shouldn't arouse any suspicions
• Fickle Carolyn befriends the beast who killed Sam and also most killed Joe.

• Harry has lots of friends in prison
• Carolyn is lucky Adam never needs a bathroom
• Elizabeth keeps old pornography in the west wing
• Cassandra needs a better hand moisturizer
• Blair and Stokes are terrible at small talk

• Cassandra can't wait to get at Adam and reach her climax
• The west wing of Collingwood consists on one hallway and one room
• Roger never understood women
• 3 a.m. in Vicky's bedroom is where everyone goes to meet
• Barnabas lacks the compassion to forgive his family's murderer

• Elizabeth has terrible bedside manner for the dying
• Carolyn pays Harry $100 to spend the night with Adam
• Adam is able to walk up to Vicki's second floor bedroom window
• Transferring her lifeforce into Eve is something of an orgasmic experience for Angelique
• No one bothers to call the police when Tony is nearly killed by a monstrous madman on the terrace

• No one will miss Maggie if she goes missing for a few days.
• Nicholas is afraid to caught meeting Adam in the woods late at night
• Caroline was mistaken for dead when she fainted
• Barnabas wants a refund on Julia's failed hypnosis
• Fiona is simply dead on her feet

• Adam is not comfortable when other men try to handle him
• Jeff is dismayed that Angelique is still in his bedroom the morning after
• Nicholas is a total fang-blocker and now is dabbling in cosmetic surgery
• When asking for help, Eve always throws in a death threat for emphasis

• Nicholas doesn't believe in locking front doors
• Despite being mistaken for dead just yesterday, Elizabeth is in excellent health
• Ben Stokes worked for the Collins family as an endangered servant
• Julia is frightened by having so many things needing to be done right

• Chris Jennings likes to scare people into thinking he's his dead brother
• Hell has an HR Department
• In each lifetime, Jeff gets accused of a murder he didn't commit
• Eve died as she lived... on her back in a man's room
• Maggie has a surprising number of cavities

w0w

And I just happened to stumble upon this while searching for the Y&R board while also wondering where in the hell you've been. lol

I've taken refuge among the vampires and the cobwebs.

• Chris won't be getting his hotel room deposit back
• Marrying Peter is like marrying a corpse
• Victoria's first time was the ultimate one night stand
• Maggie doesn't question Julia being in her home watching her sleep
• Elizabeth will be furious the kids are calling ghosts on the phone long-distance