Catching up...

• Det. Paxton has a man for Cyrus' back door.
• Nothing is impossible for an accomplished burger.
• Cyrus conveniently can't remember the man he met at The Eagle last night.
• There's no tawdry, little drama without Carolyn being involved.
• Quentin wishes identical twins didn't look so much alike.
• Black magic is not a subject fit for scientific conjecture.
• In a parallel time band, Amy is rather dense.
• Bruno is a man of many ruthless tricks when it comes to dating.
• Smoking in a lab full of chemicals is perfectly safe.
• Private yachts don't need to register with the harbormaster
  
• Cyrus loathes evil!
• Alexis shouldn't take her twin sister's murder too seriously.
• In a parallel time band, Hoffman has friends.
• Dameon Edwards lures little girls to the basement to traumatize them.
• Mopping the floors of Collinwood is not high of Trask's list of chores.
• Cyrus' top secret lab experiment is making Cherry-flavored Alka-Seltzer.
  

Roughly 230 episodes left to go!

Any chance you'll ever watch GH again? lol

Probably not. Maybe if they announce it's ending I catch the last month or two. I just don't care about any of the remaining characters anymore -- my favorites were all written off long ago.

• Cyrus' secret potion transforms him into Alec Baldwin
• For a longshoreman, Steve is certainly a wimp
• Buffie Harrrington dreams of starting a new life as a waitress in Wooster
• After an attempted murder arrempt, Bruno just hangs around to chat
• It is not physiologically possible to survive death
• Nobody wants Amy to live with them
• Yeager is smart enough to mix-up his handwriting, but stupid enough to leave the first draft behind

@Dedoc1967 said:

Probably not. Maybe if they announce it's ending I catch the last month or two. I just don't care about any of the remaining characters anymore -- my favorites were all written off long ago.

IT'S ENDING!!!!

Winks ;)

Sorry no official link on that just yet. lol

It has more lives than Jason Morgan.

• Each person has only one life to live. Except if they're from Collingsport.
• Quentin does not want a child for a wife.
• Cyrus moonlights by burying bodies for the Collins family
• The children need to be kept away from the Loomis house
• Gladstone won't accept blackmail payment by check
• A conch shell reminds Daniel of his mother, Angelique
• Yeager has desperate needs to fulfill on the docks at night
• Quentin uses glassware as punctuation marks
• Sabrina is urged to stay alone at the last place a crazed murderer was spotted
• One kiss from Angelique renders Chase stiff as a board
• In an alternate time band, the Blue Whale still only has one song on its jukebox
• There's always violence in love
• Rejecting someone is like killing them
• Everything that happens must lead to something
• Cyrus get aroused by Maggie's silk gloves
• A pearl necklace makes Buffy a lady
• Maggie wants to attend the costume ball as "Maggie Collins"
• In an alternate time band, Roger is still a sarcastic little bitch

• If Sabrina marries Cyrus/John, would she be charged with bigamy?
• Maggie names her favorite conch shell "Daniel"
• Yeager serves curry to his prisoners kept in a bathroom-less basement
• For Roger, touching a woman is like touching death
• Even when playing by himself, Tim Stokes still loses at chess
• There are only two phones in all of Collinwood, and they are five feet apart
• The Loomis' front door is never locked
• Elizabeth keeps a loaded gun in an unlocked drawer in the living room
• Time is the only weapon the police have
• There are so many questions about Maggie
• Julia always wanted to be spy
• External forces cause Maggie's kleptomania
• A letter opener can save everyone at Collinwood
• It really doesn't take much to convince Barnabas to kill another innocent
• Bruno doesn't wish to be wise
• Do one thing really well, and you'll realize nothing else is difficult to accomplish

• No one wants to hear Roxanne speak
• Maggie needs explicit directions on how to fire a gun
• Ever the gentleman, Roger apologizes profusely to Angelique for having murdered her
• Claude North's jam was having make-out sessions on his grandfather's grave
• Regardless of where or when, Barnabas showing up always means a bloodbath
• There 's a makeshift morgue at the Collins mansion
• No one misses Julia in the original timeline
• Tim Stokes has enemies -- extraordinary enemies!
• Roxanne has surprisingly few questions of the strange man leading her to a cemetery at night
• Bruno was too weak of a man to get himself murdered
• One should not lecture recent widows
• The truth is too real for Roger
• Roxanne dreams of a flaming Barnabas
• Probate doesn't exist in parallel time
• They're going to time travel like it's 1995
• Everyone can smell Daphne before she appears
• The Sheriff is not a witch hunter
• There's something frightening about David's voice
• Sebastian doesn't realize NYC is also on the ocean

• Carolyn believes in the dead resurrecting, but draws the line at astrology
• Sebastian doesn't know how to spell Stoddard
• Ghosts are mortally afraid of fire
• Everybody knows lilacs only bloom in the spring
• David sucks at photo composition
• Electric lightbulbs existed in 1840

Catching up, Part II

• Desmond gave Quentin some head
• No one can believe Barnabas is married to a woman
• There's no shortage of wandering gypsies in 19th century Maine
• Angelique is upset Barnabas moved his coffin without a forwarding address
• The Son of Satan's superpowers are limited by national boundaries

Great posts you've made! 😂

What year are you up to now, Dedoc?

I think it's late 1970. Episode 1140? Letitia and Julia are trying to resurrect Judah Zachery.

• Daylight evaporates a vampire, her clothes, and her bones, without leaving a trace of ash
• Brandy cures suffocation
• After kissing Daphne, Quentin needs to walk slowly
• Crippled Gabriel's bedroom is on the second floor of Collinwood
• Trask and Gerard deduce that Barnabas was married to his mother

• Even attempted to murder doesn't make Samantha any less forgettable
• Joanna is shocked to learn that she's already dead
• In 1840, Flora Collins penned thinly veiled lesbian romance novels
• It's easy to miss innocence at Collinwood
• Morgan, Stella and Justin only exist in one time band
• All of Collinwood is upset by the arrival of the Woman in White, appearing after Labor Day