• Barnabas uses the Ancient Chinese secret, Calgon, to find Quentin
• Magda bruises easily
• Constant time travel leaves Barnabas confused what century he's in
• Quentin lacks social grace when welcoming guests
• A cup of consommé is all that Edith can manage from Beth's cooking

• The Collins' hospitality is adequate to Barnabas.
• Surprising no one, Edward's wife doesn't exist
• The sight of a gentleman might do Judith some good
• Rachel is too pretty to be a governess
• Carl distrusts liars

• Lawyers have a direct line to the Devil
• Sandor will do anything if you pay him enough
• Rachel sleeps on the job
• Josette's magic music box plays after a 100 years of no winding
• Angelique is a big girl

• The tower can be seen from anywhere at Collinwood, and always at the same angle.
• Edward soaks his bed comforter in kerosene
• There's nothing childish about attempted murder
• Quentin made Barnabas' voodoo doll a eunuch
• Magda sees dead people

• Murder is a very public thing.
• Judith just assumes Quentin brought home a sailor from the piers
• A knife is a gypsy weapon
• Karl has a huge pocket watch
• Barnabas really wants the boy

Sure missing matching wits with you at GH

Here's hoping you decide to watch an episode and it turn out to be a good one to lure you back in. lol

• Everyone comes to Magda for a hand job
• Barnabas has failed every woman he's ever loved just by being what he is
• Judith has secret, nocturnal dreams of Minerva
• Aristede's pendulum is set to murder Quentin by way of castration
• Count Petofi steals a kiss from young Jameson, and then enters his body

• Charity belongs on her knees!
• You can't kill murder
• 150 year old Count Petofi wants to be immortal
• Edward was a Victorian yenta
• Tim makes secret late night visits to eight year old Nora's bedroom

• You can see the moon from anywhere in the world
• Quentin doesn't believe Beth can reach a decision on her own
• Entertainer Pansy Faye only knows one song
• Chastity believes Quentin is a wolf -- literally and figuratively
• Magda faces a deadlock jury

• Death runs faster than any man.
• Apparently Quentin's true love was his nephew, Jamison.
• Beth doesn't know the clocks at Collinwood run fast.
• By all rules of logic, Julia should be dead.
• A drunken Tate suspects Tim wants to be more than friends.

• Quentin is driving the town wedding planner crazy
• Everyone fears Count Petofi's bad touch
• Pansy Fay will do the itchy-coo for you
• Liz is confounded by two strangers appearing identical
• Josette cannot keep her hands off of Barnabas' relatives

• The thought of kissing Petofi drives Pansy Fay to hysterical screaming
• Lady Kitty learned the truth about her husband after Petofi touched him
• Tate has no reason at all
• Beth fell hard for Quentin
• Aristede is haunted by Blackwood's tell-tale peg leg

• It doesn't occur to anyone to use coffee or a cold shower to keep Quentin awake.
• There's a train from Collinsport to NYC at 3:30 in the morning
• A lifetime as Petofi is better than four hours with Pansy Faye
• The Devil is a hopelessly romantic matchmaker
• Angelique is terrible at negotiating a deal

• Chris does too much thinking
• Sabrina breaks her catatonic silence to gossip
• Julia is listed in the White Pages with the Collinwood number
• Barnabas wonders if Philip dislikes his wife's box
• Leviathan has asthma

• Sudden decisions are always long-considered
• Julia sounds like some hysterical woman writer
• The Evans cottage is structurally unsound after 1897
• Paul is going to lose his hotel room security deposit
• The advice of strangers is usually best