• At 250, Barnabas is simply too old to drive at night
• It's never too late in the evening to bother Prof. Stokes
• Liz hasn't redecorated the mansion in over 20 years
• Cousin Oliver stopped off in Collinsport on his way to the Bradys
• Paul isn't very good with children

At 250, Barnabas is simply too old to drive at night <

Having no cars back in the old century, when would he have gotten his driver's license? :o

@SoapWatch said:

Having no cars back in the old century, when would he have gotten his driver's license? :o

Well, that would go a long way towards explaining his terrible driving skills.

• Julia was outsmarted by a 7 year old
• No one wants to touch Liz's box
• Olivia's clock is set to chime to 10:47
• Amanda had some amazing facelift work done
• Roger Davis turned out to be a truly wooden actor

• Death has a snooze button
• Julia believes Skyler is the right size
• It was Maggie Evans in the attic with the candlestick
• No autopsy, investigation or even embalming needed when a young boy dies suddenly
• Quentin's portrait was painted by Oscar Wilde

• The Todd house smells
• Barnabas won't let the Leviathan have Paul
• Dr. Hoffman knows nothing
• Amanda fell hard for Quentin
• It only takes a tea strainer to bribe the local sheriff

• No one will notice Carolyn's absence
• The Devil needs to roofie girls to see some action
• Elizabeth feels ignored
• Jeb thinks Barnabas being in love with Maggie is laughable
• Sheriff Davenport lived and died without a first name

• Losing your father is similar to losing your husband.
• Caroyln owns a mini-skirt funeral dress
• David wheeled himself all the way into town
• Maggie wonders what a strange man is doing in David's bedroom at night
• Sheriff Davenport was buried with just top soil and no coffin

• Carolyn believes her father came back to see her because he's mentally ill
• Portland is a charming city; Bruno hasn't traveled much
• Jeb has very specific rules when it comes to sexual assault
• Barnabas sees the Collinwood servants as disposable werewolf food
• Quentin assures Amy not to be afraid of his hands on her

• The Todds will be having a fire sale at the antique shop
• Barnabas drinks Bloody Marys at the Blue Whale
• Quentin and Jeb can't keep their hands off each other
• Paul Stoddard is a happy corpse
• Amy is a pervy little peeper

• Collinwood is a house of LIES!
• Roger is fascinated by cruel, murderous men
• 3 men in her bedroom is the most action Julia has seen in awhile
• Eagle Hill cemetery has crypts with chains and manacles on the walls
• Since rising from his coffin, Barnabas has a sense of doom

• Peter Bradford was very busy while off-camera
• Megan and Sky have an open relationship
• Philip is a terrible hitman
• Angelique was the original ghostbuster
• Jeb is afraid of his own shadow

• Barnabas likes to watch Megan and Roger necking
• Not only can Willie actually read, but he's written several bestsellers
• Parallel time is like a tear in your sleeve
• Jeb keeps Carolyn in the dark about his problem
• Roger is a terrible guardian of the undead

• Chris discovers Sky is in the closet
• Mrs. Johnson piles furniture in the hallway to keep a grand room empty
• Quentin covers for Julia when there's a medical emergency
• Carolyn is surprised the man who kidnapped her now wants to kill her
• Roger wants the action to be contained to David's room

• Maggie is not as inefficient as she looks
• Carolyn and Willie had no idea there was whole crypt sub-basement under their house
• Everything is so similar and yet so different
• A woman is never too young for Quentin
• In a parallel timeline, Julia thinks she is Mrs. Danvers