Her name is Victoria Winters

Carolyn suffers from undiagnosed bipolar disorder

The Collins’ have deforested Maine to keep their fireplace endlessly lit

Growing up in a Foundling Ward is proper training to be a governess

Victoria spends an awful lot of money on mailing stamped envelopes to herself

It seems highly unlikely that Roger would ever beget a child with a woman

There is no shortage of dodgy, older men pledging their undying loyalty to Elizabeth

A fortune can be made by canning sardines

Collinsport must be very dull if a trip to Bangor is exciting

A failed artist can afford a sizable two bedroom cottage in town

The hotel diner thrives by giving away sundaes and serving lousy coffee

No one questions a middle aged man entertaining a 9 year old boy in his hotel room alone

Vehicular manslaughter only rates five years in prison

Ex-convicts can amass a fortune in South America in under five years

Ellizabeth spends six hours on hair every morning, only to sit around the house all day

Elizabeth has resting disapproval face

Attempting to murder your father is a rite of passage

People care way too much about silver fountain pens

For all their wealth, there are only two phones in the Collinwood mansion, and they are 10 feet apart

No one asks who’s there before opening the front door to their isolated mansion

Being someone’s hired housekeeper is a lot like being someone’s wife

Maggie lies about the freshness of the diner’s mayonnaise

The hotspot in town is some dive bar that plays one song over and over

Being a 10 min walk from the cannery, the Evans’ house must reek to high heaven

Elizabeth is still paying off a 150 year-long mortgage on Collinwood

Room Service thinks Burke eats two steaks for dinner

Maggie is an expert on diesel engines, and that turns Joe on

Maggie is allowed 2 minutes of self-pity a day

David loves funerals

You just know there’s a secret closet full of decapitated puppies in David’s room

“What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?” sounds far more salacious than it turns out to be

Susie the Waitress won’t speak to customers

Roger always thought there was “something a little wrong with David”.

David can self-teach himself about car engines and tidal currents, but can’t learn what is the sum of 8 times 8.

Roger is a high-functioning alcoholic

Victoria plays the Foundling Sympathy Card a lot

Cold blowy nights are the best nights to have fun

Sam doesn’t want his daughter Maggie wasting her time hoping for something she’s unlikely to ever find, such as love or a happy ending.

Frank Garner is a champion of lost causes, such as Victoria Winters

Victoria thinks it’s a good idea to drink plenty of coffee before a long drive on a cold night

A Nor’easter usually lasts three days. It ended the next morning.

Lowland back roads are far less likely to be flooded than highland major highways

Victoria has clearly never seen inside of the Bridal suite at the Waldorf Astoria

Elizabeth doesn’t want anyone else but brother Roger aroused.