Let's pretend I'm not me.

Thanks for the shiny object.

I'm very good at punching.

Now put it back together!

Bring your own beer.

I will crack you.

Want some poison?

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

There's sand inside me.

I will punch you.

I got us a new furry roommate.

Look pretty hot.

Let's work in tiny cubes.

Maybe we won't drown.

I will outsmart a fish.

The customer is always right.

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!