
The First Guy (2018)
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Ryan George as
Episodes 91
The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation
Feeling really stressed lately... I think I really need to fly to another country and look at all their stuff.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Wrap A Gift
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody! Ever stop to think why we wrap our gifts? This is EXACTLY how we started doing that. Beat for beat-- this is 100% how it went down.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Hey person, what's your sound?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
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The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Dream
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
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The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
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The First Guy To Ever Swim
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Look at all my bulges.
Read MoreThe First Couple To Ever Get Married
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Read MoreThe First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Let's get fire involved.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Give me people's money.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be King
I guess I own everything.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
The meal is not done.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Go Camping
Let's sleep where the bears live.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
I arrested a penguin.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A School
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
The lenses go where?
PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
It bends that way now it decided.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
Sleep in my bed.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
Maybe I won't die.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
Why can't I leave?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
Bring me the food. Now.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
Something awful could happen.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
I could dress up like an animal.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Shoplift
I'm taking this.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Graduate
Now what?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
Okay wait. Who did this?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
I'm not getting out.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
Looks like a real person.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
Let's pretend I'm not me.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Win An Award
Thanks for the shiny object.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
I'm very good at punching.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
Now put it back together!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Host A Party
Bring your own beer.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
I will crack you.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
Want some poison?
Read MoreThe First Couple To Ever Move In Together
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Read MoreThe First Couple To Have A Baby
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
There's sand inside me.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
I will punch you.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
I got us a new furry roommate.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
Look pretty hot.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
Let's work in tiny cubes.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
Maybe we won't drown.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
I will outsmart a fish.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
The customer is always right.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Vandalize
The world's my playground I decided.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Report The News
Bad stuff!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
Something is happening.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
Get in the car.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
I could eat a horse.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
This is a very tense moment.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Get Fired
You're setting me on fire?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
Why did you arrest that bird?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
I'm not gonna do that.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
How am I supposed to get candy now?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever High Five
Slap my hand with your hand.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
New year new me
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub
You've heard of bars, haven't ya!?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg
You know the things that chickens poop out?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse
Why are you sitting on that giant animal?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Scam Someone
Can I have the thing?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Skydive
I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump!
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food
I wanna be outta here with food in minutes.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Jog
My muscles are screaming at me.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Spy
You pay me and I look at people.
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