Episodes 24

1

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

75%
September 19, 200522m

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

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2

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

73%
September 26, 200522m

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

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3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

74%
October 3, 200522m

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

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4

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

74%
October 10, 200522m

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

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5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

75%
October 17, 200521m

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

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6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

79%
October 24, 200521m

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

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7

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

74%
November 7, 200522m

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

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8

That Voodoo That I Do Do

78%
November 14, 200521m

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

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9

Madame and Her Special Friend

73%
November 21, 200521m

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

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10

Something Salted and Twisted

74%
November 28, 200522m

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

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11

Santa's Village of the Damned

78%
Mid-Season Finale
December 19, 200522m

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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12

That Special Tug

75%
January 9, 200622m

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

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13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

76%
January 23, 200622m

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

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14

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

81%
February 6, 200622m

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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15

My Tongue is Meat

78%
February 27, 200622m

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

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16

Ergo, the Booty Call

81%
March 6, 200622m

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

75%
March 13, 200621m

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

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18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

74%
March 20, 200621m

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

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19

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

77%
April 10, 200622m

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

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20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

79%
April 24, 200621m

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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21

And the Plot Moistens

76%
May 1, 200621m

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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22

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

78%
May 8, 200622m

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

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23

Arguments for the Quickie

74%
May 15, 200622m

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

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24

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

75%
Season Finale
May 22, 200621m

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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