If you watched the Super Bowl, then you saw a whole lot of Travis Kelce, incredible coverage on Taylor Swift, and a very questionable ad on Temu. You probably remember the ad well, right? Temu: shop like a billionaire. It played, like, 500 times throughout the game. But can you _actually_ shop like a BILLIONAIRE on Temu? If FaZe Rug, HopeScope, Mia Maples, and the hundreds of other YouTuber videos have shown us anything about the brand, the answer is a strong NO. But we had to find out for ourselves. Will we walk around looking like tech moguls Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Mark Cuban? Can we strut in a dress as expensive as Taylor Swift’s? Or will the Temu dupes make our space look like Kim Kardashian’s Sknn office decor with a bunch of Donald Judd dupes? C’mon, loyal Theorist, let’s shop like billionaires!