Jason Sudeikis does his best dad impression. Why your food takes so long at restaurants. Vanessa Bayer gives dating advice to Drake, the rapper.

Jane Lynch has had enough of the questions. A literary agent doesn't know how to read. Paul Rudd has a favorite dessert.

Nick Jonas isn't releasing a collection of Thanksgiving songs. Alia Shawkat has a knife. Jessica Lowe is followed by a hangover.

Ellen DeGeneres is so polite. Hillary Clinton gets ready for a Harvard Party. "Pulp Fiction" gets rejected by executives.

A trailer for this year's shocking new horror film. Children perform an accurate nativity scene. Tina Fey reveals her darkest secrets.

Russell Brand enlightens a fan. A how-to guide on kidnapping sustainably. Will Ferrell acts his way out of a paper bag.

John Mulaney is moving soon. Vampires try human food for the first time. Vanessa Bayer wants to share fans with Demi Lovato.

All the ways you can get dumped. Andy Samberg talks about his childhood. Bobby Moynihan sits at the cool kids' table.

Fred Armisen takes a vow of silence. Cecily Strong is not impressed. A woman gets a Brazilian wax.

Sarah Silverman chooses her least favorite animal. Jay Pharoah auditions to be a sports news anchor. An ode to phones with autocorrect.

Eliot and Ilana Glazer look back on old home videos. Tony Hale doesn't talk tax reform. John Oliver describes himself as 'affable.'

It's Christmas at the notary office. Ilana Glazer is a kung fu mom. Reggie Watts gets a tarot reading.

Olivia Wilde talks couple fights. Leighton Meester pulls on the heartstrings. How to defend yourself against pitbull owners.

Eric Andre tells a story. Chip cards are anxiety inducing. Awkwafina has a cocktail with Ester.