In this episode the boyos experiment with hot coals and waxing...nice. Later, after using a jogging machine, they collect all their sweat in a jar and hold an endurance contest to see who has to drink 'The Essence of Sanchez''. Joycie says he won't lose, but he does with hilarious consequences. Finally Pritchard does something odd with a bathtub-hose pipe-and himself plus two ''hefty pints'' the results are unforgettable to say the least.

this week the sanchez boyos try there hand at the building trade and cement pancho's feet into to buckets...surely his day cant get worse..can it? later pancho passes out (as usual) and pritchard and dainton put a bycicle d-lock around his neck and joycie swallows the key. pritchard skives off this week after armwrestling his boss for the rest of the day off and describes how he is still ''a gamblin' man) so he and dainton put there hands in vices and toss a coin if its heads pritchards gets tightened and tails for dainton.it came up heads every time.

This weeks show gives Pancho a slightly easier ride as he dislocated his finger on the last shoot and could only use one hand.

So instead of messing with him, they take a philosophical turn to describe the various types of pain they've encountered over the years and the newly discovered cold pain. The boyos go through a week of martial arts training and at the end perform a show for a drunken crowd at the end. All in all they did well for once.

This week the boyos are taking on the Royal Marines, as well as tearing hooks out of their ears any way they can. This episode involves indurance, stamina and pritchard vs. claustrophobia. Allthough they do prove something ''if you're thinking that you can make it in the marines, think again'' Finally they do an assualt course to finish the week and pancho wins. At the end of the show, they have the 'Sanchez Olympics' with the metre of mustard,the nuts nappy pin,and my personal favourite the piss bong.

The boys try firefighting this week, chop-chop. Dan regrets not been given a leadership role, and Pritch has to deal with his claustrophobia.

This week, the boyos are gonna be cowpoke. Pritchard finds out what happens when you fall asleep in the desert (it involves his head and cacti). Joycie pleasures a horse, Dainton gets disturbed by a cow's tongue and Pancho....can't really do anything. In the end they shift some cattle and party as only Welsh guys can.

A 'mockumentary' on the making of a Dirty Sanchez episode.