Danny's convinced his bar has become lame; he decides the only fix is to return to Muckton, the hardest partying town he's ever known-only to discover an old enemy has turned it into a dry community.

A grief-stricken Danny goes in search of a necromancer when his close friend dies; Lhandi falls in love with a sickly suitor; Onorato and Xanthena must band together to protect an endangered woman giving birth on a besieged Oasis.

Xanthena reluctantly agrees to protect a group of sickly boy kings from a vicious attacker; Danny finds new popularity as an insult comedian; Jep and Onorato find themselves victims of a series of carjackings.

Danny's convinced to take part in a car race he embarrassed himself in as a child; Lhandi and crew do their best to support him but when childhood rival Rikki Validictus stokes the flames of competition, Danny's worst tendencies take over.