Penney enjoys wine. The guys enjoy whining.

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

So do you drink perfume?

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

So do you drink perfume?

About as often as you get tickled silly.

@Tim-Buktu said:

Penney enjoys wine. The guys enjoy whining.

Funny: The announcer who brought us the welcomed news regarding this joyous occasion made a "Wine-Not-Whine" joke. I couldn't help think about "The King Of The Whiners"...Leonard. Of course, Sheldon's no slouch when he doesn't get his way.

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

@Lemons🌻 said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

My advice: stick with Romulan ale.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

My advice: stick with Romulan ale.

What does that taste like?

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Penney enjoys wine. The guys enjoy whining.

Funny: The announcer who brought us the welcomed news regarding this joyous occasion made a "Wine-Not-Whine" joke. I couldn't help think about "The King Of The Whiners"...Leonard. Of course, Sheldon's no slouch when he doesn't get his way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI8iCnM1QV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SkRoJZJPYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8yt71CDNU

@Lemons🌻 said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

My advice: stick with Romulan ale.

What does that taste like?

Drinking Romulan Ale

Making Romulan Ale

@bratface said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Penney enjoys wine. The guys enjoy whining.

Funny: The announcer who brought us the welcomed news regarding this joyous occasion made a "Wine-Not-Whine" joke. I couldn't help think about "The King Of The Whiners"...Leonard. Of course, Sheldon's no slouch when he doesn't get his way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI8iCnM1QV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SkRoJZJPYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8yt71CDNU

The couple sound like a strong dose of “Miralax”, “Ex-Lax”, or “Ducolax” would do the trick.

As for the kid...I guess THERE IS somebody for everybody. To paraphrase Mr. T, I pity the school that has to take her…AND…her parents.

ON ANOTHER NOTE: It’s funny how Drew has always looked the same. Pretty sure anyone who was in the delivery room when she was born could've pick her out of a lineup at ANY age.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

My advice: stick with Romulan ale.

What does that taste like?

Drinking Romulan Ale

Making Romulan Ale

Despite the non-canon YT videos, I'm confident that Romulan Ale is neither vodka with blue coloring (which you'd think Penny would have recognized), nor is it like a mixture of other Earth liquors. From the description of its effects, to the extent that it's not a pan-galactic gargle-blaster, it's probably more like absinthe than anything else on Earth.

@Lemons🌻 said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons🌻 said:

Unfortunately, I never found a wine that didn't taste like what I imagine perfume would taste like.

Why the scent for both is described as "bouquet"?

Unfortunately I've just never found a wine that I liked. Same with beer. I wish I did like them. It would certainly make it easier at social functions. I do like mixed drinks where the taste of whatever is mixed with the alcohol prevails.

That's why I get Absolut vodka, or Finlandia. To me beer tastes like rotten grain, and wine tastes like rotten fruit. I prefer non-rotten drinks.

@Knixon said:

That's why I get Absolut vodka, or Finlandia. To me beer tastes like rotten grain, and wine tastes like rotten fruit. I prefer non-rotten drinks.

Wine doesn't taste like rotten fruit. Rotten fruit taste like ......

Wine really tastes like .....