@wonder2wonder said:

As we already know, Sheldon and Amy have children.

How many and what are their names?

• "... except when my wife was in labour."

Seven:

1. Robert
2. Enrico
3. Richard
4. Edward
5. Otto
6. Hermann (nicknamed Zazzles; called Zaz for short)
7. Laura

Sorry, but I can't see Sheldon allowing any competition in the attention arena!

I could see them having one child.

Girl: I agree with the name Laura as someone else submitted above.

Boy: Stephen Hawking Cooper

@bratface said:

Sorry, but I can't see Sheldon allowing any competition in the attention arena!

Well, Sheldon would expect all his kids to be geniuses, so he would name them after geniuses.

Of course, he could go the "George" Foreman son-naming route.

And for poor Amy to have a say, she would have to name "Laura" in the delivery room while Sheldon was still passed out...in the waiting room!

Let's not forget Arthur and Carl.

Arthur Professor Proton Cooper, has a nice ring to it.