Leonard and Sheldon could do the Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" bit. Sheldon would take Abbots part. Even funnier if he wasn't told about it in advance.

@Tim-Buktu said:

Leonard and Sheldon could do the Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" bit. Sheldon would take Abbots part. Even funnier if he wasn't told about it in advance.

Do you think that Sheldon could get through it without stomping off and calling Leonard a poopyhead?

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Leonard and Sheldon could do the Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" bit. Sheldon would take Abbots part. Even funnier if he wasn't told about it in advance.

Do you think that Sheldon could get through it without stomping off and calling Leonard a poopyhead?

I think he would go off on some completely unrelated tangent.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Leonard and Sheldon could do the Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" bit. Sheldon would take Abbots part. Even funnier if he wasn't told about it in advance.

Do you think that Sheldon could get through it without stomping off and calling Leonard a poopyhead?

I think he would go off on some completely unrelated tangent.

Like the time he made the guys listen to the history of tapioca.

Do you think TBBT would have lasted more seasons had they stopped in the middle of each episode for a song and dance number with top hats and canes?

@Lemons said:

After The Brady Bunch ended they had a short-lived variety show, "The Brady Bunch Hour". And after Carol Burnett's short lived sitcom "Eating Carrots with Carol" was cancelled, she had "The Carol Burnett Show", the variety show we all knew and loved. So why not a Big Bang Theory variety show??

Howard could do a magic show
Bernie could dress up like a cupcake and do whatever she did to entertain people during her pageants
Cinnamon could tap dance

What else?

Raj and Bernie (and company) could do a dance routine.

Leonard could play the Cello.

Sheldon could play the Theremin.

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons said:

After The Brady Bunch ended they had a short-lived variety show, "The Brady Bunch Hour". And after Carol Burnett's short lived sitcom "Eating Carrots with Carol" was cancelled, she had "The Carol Burnett Show", the variety show we all knew and loved. So why not a Big Bang Theory variety show??

Howard could do a magic show
Bernie could dress up like a cupcake and do whatever she did to entertain people during her pageants
Cinnamon could tap dance

What else?

Raj and Bernie (and company) could do a dance routine.

Leonard could play the Cello.

Sheldon could play the Theremin.

The show is coming together!

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons said:

After The Brady Bunch ended they had a short-lived variety show, "The Brady Bunch Hour". And after Carol Burnett's short lived sitcom "Eating Carrots with Carol" was cancelled, she had "The Carol Burnett Show", the variety show we all knew and loved. So why not a Big Bang Theory variety show??

Howard could do a magic show
Bernie could dress up like a cupcake and do whatever she did to entertain people during her pageants
Cinnamon could tap dance

What else?

Raj and Bernie (and company) could do a dance routine.

Leonard could play the Cello.

Sheldon could play the Theremin.

And bongos, and tuba...

So what could Penny and Amy do? They're the only ones not mentioned yet of the major characters. Maybe Penny could perform a parody sketch of a scene from Little House on the Prairie and then Amy could come along and angrily pull her off the stage with one of those jumbo-sized canes!

And what are some of the talents of the "non-major" characters?

Kripke could do an Elmer Fudd impression and then Sheldon could walk by and throw a pie in his face.

Sheldon could talk about really anything and Leslie Winkle could walk by and throw a pie in his face.

The guys could stand around talking about something naughty they did at work and Mrs. Davis could walk by and hit them all in the face with a large inflatable hammer.

And then Gallagher could smash a watermelon to close the show!

Wait what?

Bernie could revive her ventriloquist act: Tami Jo

And Sheldon could sing: Sheldon sings

@Tim-Buktu said:

Bernie could revive her ventriloquist act: Tami Jo

And Sheldon could sing: Sheldon sings

Or his other singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-RsB4a4ogc

@Tim-Buktu said:

Bernie could revive her ventriloquist act: Tami Jo

And Sheldon could sing: Sheldon sings

Or maybe they'd allow two fans on their show and we could sing Captain and Tenille's lesser known hit "Muskrat Message Board Adoration".

Amy could show off her giant painting and Penny could make it disappear

@znexyish said:

Amy could show off her giant painting and Penny could make it disappear

If you and I had a large portrait painted of us, I think we should have a large ear of corn as our backdrop, wouldn't you agree?

You two forget how that painting really started?