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I could just see him now, giddy about his mask organization system, and buying and labeling masks for all of his friends, as well.

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Yours are just color-coded, right? You're not fooling anyone!

@Knixon said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Yours are just color-coded, right? You're not fooling anyone!

I will only reveal that secret when you reveal yours!

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

Well...Fiddle-Dee-Dee Miz Lemons! Will you be attending the cotillion in that? I'm told it will be a masked ball.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

Well...Fiddle-Dee-Dee Miz Lemons! Will you be attending the cotillion in that? I'm told it will be a masked ball.

It's hard to dance in a dress that resembles a merry-go-around. It's also hard to socially distance while dancing. If I were to catch "the COVID" with this skirt on, someone might accuse me of having hooping cough.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

Well...Fiddle-Dee-Dee Miz Lemons! Will you be attending the cotillion in that? I'm told it will be a masked ball.

It's hard to dance in a dress that resembles a merry-go-around. It's also hard to socially distance while dancing. If I were to catch "the COVID" with this skirt on, someone might accuse me of having hooping cough.

A song to dance to If you have the hooping cough

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

Well...Fiddle-Dee-Dee Miz Lemons! Will you be attending the cotillion in that? I'm told it will be a masked ball.

It's hard to dance in a dress that resembles a merry-go-around. It's also hard to socially distance while dancing. If I were to catch "the COVID" with this skirt on, someone might accuse me of having hooping cough.

A song to dance to If you have the hooping cough

All this talk about pointed sticks and hoop skirts reminds me of the old timey game "hoop and stick". Not to be outdone by "cans and string".

I think in the old days all you had to do was take two random objects, put "and" between them and you had a game!

Perhaps sometime you could join me for a game of carrots and lawn mower.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@literaryladyoflothlorien said:

Yep a terrifying hygiene overlord!

In truth my husband has not been too far from this during the pandemic!

Being somewhat Sheldonian myself, and having someone in my house with an underlying condition, I've also been pretty careful. No labeled masks yet, though!

Do you also carry a six foot long stick (possibly with a pointy end) to keep people socially distanced?

I wear a hoop skirt of 12' diameter to keep all potential suitors and COVID carriers at bay.

Well...Fiddle-Dee-Dee Miz Lemons! Will you be attending the cotillion in that? I'm told it will be a masked ball.

It's hard to dance in a dress that resembles a merry-go-around. It's also hard to socially distance while dancing. If I were to catch "the COVID" with this skirt on, someone might accuse me of having hooping cough.

A song to dance to If you have the hooping cough

All this talk about pointed sticks and hoop skirts reminds me of the old timey game "hoop and stick". Not to be outdone by "cans and string".

I think in the old days all you had to do was take two random objects, put "and" between them and you had a game!

Perhaps sometime you could join me for a game of carrots and lawn mower.

My dad and I used to play that. When he was mowing the lawn, sometimes a stick or rock would stop the blade. If we could reach in and get it moving again, we'd get a carrot. I was much better at the game than my brother Lefty.

@Lemons said:

How would Sheldon react?

A.Cower in his apartment in terror

Definitely!!!!!!!! more of this.

Certainly not as upbeat as this.

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons said:

How would Sheldon react?

A.Cower in his apartment in terror

Definitely!!!!!!!! more of this.

Certainly none of this this.

I would also expect a big "I told you so!" out of him. Followed by "I bet you wish you had watched that video on proper PPE with me now!" followed further by a dramatic stomp off.