Well, Sheldon probably understands that the only proper thing to combine with grilled cheese, is tomato soup.

And he only has cocoa in months with an R in the name.

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

My family hasn't made me nuts in years. There was a time when I'd wake up to a fresh plate of cashews every day, but no more!

And since when did small batteries meet?

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

They will be pointing these guns at...

(1) The virus?

(2) People with the virus?

(3) Each other?

(4) Themselves?

As for someone driving me crazy:

--In the house...not yet.

--In the neighborhood...yes.

Have relative who lives in the same neighborhood. Every time there is a knock at the door (2, 3, 4 times a day, depending), there is no need to ask “who is it”. I swear, before the end of the first day of shelter-in-place all I heard was complaints about “cabin fever”.

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

@Tim-Buktu said:

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

Saying that sounds like it could involve an awful lot of spitting. I hope Sally will be standing at least 6 feet away.

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

Sounds like she may be a tad worry and is trying to stay close to you without being obvious about her need to stay close to you.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

Saying that sounds like it could involve an awful lot of spitting. I hope Sally will be standing at least 6 feet away.

Spitting outside is no longer allowed.

So all this spit/talk will either have to be done inside; or, if outside, then into a handful of seaweed which then must be thrown into the trash. All of this must be followed by a vigorous 20-second washing-of-hands in soap-and-water.

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

Saying that sounds like it could involve an awful lot of spitting. I hope Sally will be standing at least 6 feet away.

Spitting outside is no longer allowed.

So all this spit/talk will either have to be done inside; or, if outside, then into a handful of seaweed which then must be thrown into the trash. All of this must be followed by a vigorous 20-second washing-of-hands in soap-and-water.

Sounds like Sally better just shut down her C cell shop.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

Saying that sounds like it could involve an awful lot of spitting. I hope Sally will be standing at least 6 feet away.

Is that within spitting distance?

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

They will be pointing these guns at...

(1) The virus?

(2) People with the virus?

(3) Each other?

(4) Themselves?

---

As for someone driving me crazy:

--In the house...not yet.

--In the neighborhood...yes.

Have relative who lives in the same neighborhood. Every time there is a knock at the door (2, 3, 4 times a day, depending), there is no need to ask “who is it”. I swear, before the end of the first day of shelter-in-place all I heard was complaints about “cabin fever”.

https://youtu.be/tvf52j3-DDY This is called "Social Distancing"

@Tim-Buktu said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK I gotta ask. Does anybody else have family members that are making them nuts?

My wife is working from home and has taken over my home PC. She also has a talent for taking over the kitchen and TV room when I decide to do something.

In other news:

Hair cut places are closed

Gun sales are up

AA has stopped having meetings.

I'm excited by this new turn in urban living; all those shaggy unkempt armed drunks.

They will be pointing these guns at...

(1) The virus?

(2) People with the virus?

(3) Each other?

(4) Themselves?

---

As for someone driving me crazy:

--In the house...not yet.

--In the neighborhood...yes.

Have relative who lives in the same neighborhood. Every time there is a knock at the door (2, 3, 4 times a day, depending), there is no need to ask “who is it”. I swear, before the end of the first day of shelter-in-place all I heard was complaints about “cabin fever”.

https://youtu.be/tvf52j3-DDY This is called "Social Distancing"

Love the movie. Never get tired of watching that scene.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

And since when did small batteries meet?

They are the offspring of C Cells. You can buy them at the C store by the sea shore. Ask for Sally.

Saying that sounds like it could involve an awful lot of spitting. I hope Sally will be standing at least 6 feet away.

Is that within spitting distance?

That's probably safe for the spit that will come out with the plethora of "S" sounds. However, if you plan to add any "Sp" combinations to the sentence, better make it 20 yards. I've never thought of it before, but the word "spit" itself is more likely than the average word to involve a small quantity of spittle when said. Moreso, than say, the word "brownie".

Sheldon sells Selenium by the Star Trek

Lemons lugs luggage for Laplanders

Tim tempts turtles with toffee

Z zaps zithers by the zoo

FKA TBA YMCA

@znexyish said:

Sheldon sells Selenium by the Star Trek

Lemons lugs luggage for Laplanders

Tim tempts turtles with toffee

Z zaps zithers by the zoo

Well, I am partly Scandinavian...