Wheaton and Leslie are nothing compared to Larry, Dale, and CS.

No. Wheaton and Leslie were just distractions for the real, dark undercurrent of the show that you and I are just now uncovering!

You mean Bernie?

Well, Bernie is scary, but at least she did her scary deeds out in the open. The Nerds of Prey/Terrible Trio did it all in secret, slithering around in the shadows.

Let's just keep this quiet. Before they attack us with paint balls.

Agreed. Thank goodness we only put this on a public message board that anyone in any country can read.

Now to eat some pie.

@znexyish said:

Larry's superhero identity is The Brown Blazer. Just like Captain Sweatpants is exactly that. They don't need a phonebooth or fancy outfit. ** Dale aka D.A.L.E.** or Dynamic Awesome Lethargic Employee is the comic book stores secret weapon whose power is filling in when Denise and Stuart are at a wedding or social function. Larry, Captain, and Dale together are the Terrific Three sometimes joined by Bert and Lucy. Whenever there is a nerd card game to be played who ya gonna call ?

I can just picture Dale saying: "Being a superhero is hard".

@Lemons said:

So Larry's super power is "available guy for a card game"? I'll buy that, for lack of evidence that he has any greater powers. But what if, instead of a super hero he is really a super villain? Do we know who broke into Sheldon and Leonard's apartment that time? Do we know who released the dog to chase Sheldon and his hot dogs? Do we know who allowed Leslie Winkle to be a character on TBBT? It could ALL be the work of Larry!

No doubt it wouldn't be long before Dale whines: "Being a super villain is even harder."

@Lemons said:

I bet if we looked into Zarnecki's past a little further, we'd find that Larry, CS and Dale are old friends of his! They were probably in the room when he stole Glenn the Battle Ostrich!

Here is one suggestion for their theme song. Good and dastardly sounding.

Anyone else have suggestions? Z? Tim? FKA? Wonder2wonder? Knixon? Bratface? Person I'm forgetting? Person who is lurking but doesn't want to speak up but I know you're there and I wish you would? BLT?

Now that my eyes have been opened to how dastardly they really are under those benign personas. It all makes sense. It was one of Them who used mind-control on Kripke and forced him to pull that Helium prank on Sheldon while he was doing his NPR broadcast.

I wonder if Ira Flatow was in on the scheme or was he pranked too.

Lonely Larry the true Bazinga master.

So that's how you spell Flatow! It sounded like Play Doh to me.

Maybe it was them who invited the school leaders to Kripke's lab when Sheldon rigged the ceiling with oozing foam!