I've recently started carrying a new pocketbook, and it is larger than my previous one. I usually carry it on my shoulder, but on the way out of work today I carried it down low with the handles in my hand and in doing so, bonked it loudly against the wall repeatedly (without meaning to). The receptionist said she wondered what was wrong as she heard me approaching.
Also, I have fallen up the stairs before.
Please tell me you've done things as un-couth. Or even un-couth-ier.
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Reply by znexyish
on February 11, 2020 at 9:51 PM
No. No tickles. You are like the super hero villian The Tickler.
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on February 12, 2020 at 7:14 AM
Did you know that Buddy Holly had a glockenspiel in the band when he had The Crickets?
That's about all I know about modern music.
Oh! And Mick Jagger never was with the Beatles.
Reply by tmdb45216683
on February 12, 2020 at 11:02 AM
I played the glockenspeil at least once as a child for some church service. I don't remember anything about actually playing it, but a cute boy named George who I had a crush on told me I did a good job afterwards.
Glockenspeils leave me feeling all warm and happy to this day as a result.
Reply by znexyish
on February 12, 2020 at 12:26 PM
Is that a glockenspiel in Buddy Holly's "True Love Ways" or is it a celeste ?
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on February 12, 2020 at 2:25 PM
If you believe the movie, and I do, it's a glock.
Reply by znexyish
on February 12, 2020 at 2:55 PM
Glok 'n Speil was the name of my German gangster rap duo. You might remember our hit single "Straight off an Escalator". Yo! Glok 'n Speil out!
Reply by tmdb45216683
on February 12, 2020 at 3:10 PM
It is very rare that something literally makes me laugh out loud. You get the award for today. So who was the other member of your duo?
Reply by znexyish
on February 12, 2020 at 3:19 PM
It was just me and a ventriloquist dummy.
Reply by tmdb45216683
on February 12, 2020 at 3:22 PM
You have laughed me into a coughing fit.
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on February 13, 2020 at 12:18 PM
When you broke up, did the dummy leave you? Probably for someone young and willowy?
Reply by znexyish
on February 13, 2020 at 12:35 PM
Why yes. Very young and willowy. And who is to say that I did not leave the dummy first. Let's just leave it to "creative differences". Here she, the tempting vixon is ...
https://youtu.be/SlQscJvLpBk