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tmdb45216683STAFFMOD 发布于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 11:36上午
What if all you could order from Amazon Prime was prime numbers? "Yes. I'll have a 7. And two 11s."
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 2:56下午
Tonite at 9 on Amazon Prime: 7. Tune in later at 10 for the premiere episode of 11.
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:05下午
Amazon Prime is kind of like magic isn't it? It can bring shiny new things to your door the very next day, and you can use it to watch movies.
Let's pretend I'm an Amazon Prime prime number sales representative.
How can I help you Mr. Z? Would you like that 3 in blue or black? Or perhaps the Valentine's Day special red?
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:11下午
I'm looking for a prime palindrome? Can you help me?
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:16下午
Why yes, I have this lovely 101 in both paisley and Scottish tartan. However, if you're willing to spend a little more money, I've got a really nice 373 in gold with silver accents. Would you like to place an order?
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:18下午
Throw in a 37 and a 73 and you have a deal
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:23下午
Just make sure not to squish them together, or they will lose their prime number status. We cannot guarantee the primeness of separate prime numbers once they leave the warehouse.
Will that be American Express, Visa or library card?
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:37下午
Library card please.
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:42下午
Alright, they have been shipped. You will receive them tomorrow.
Due to the fact that we are going bankrupt, we have decided to expand our merchandise. We now sell anything containing the word prime, so please shop with us again soon.
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:44下午
Would that mean I could get an Optimus Prime Transformer. I need one of those.
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:48下午
Yes. Do you need the play-size figure or the actual Optimus Prime? That could affect next-day shipping.
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:51下午
Will you accept this coupon from The Olive Garden? It's good for buy one breadstick get one free.
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 3:55下午
If all you want is the play-size figure we will accept that as payment. If you want the actual Optimus Prime we'll only accept Red Lobster coupons.
znexyish 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 4:01下午
Okay I have to run now. Stewart and Denise's Comic Book Store is having a fire sale and by that I mean it's on 🔥
tmdb45216683 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 4:04下午
Alright, thank you for shopping Amazon Prime. Please shop again. If anyone else would like to place an order, please make an entry.
bratface 的回复
于 2020 年 02 月 08 日 6:24下午
Thanks, folks! Very clever!
Well, I wanted to leave a couple of cool emojis but it looks like the site is blocking them?