Tonite at 9 on Amazon Prime: 7. Tune in later at 10 for the premiere episode of 11.

Amazon Prime is kind of like magic isn't it? It can bring shiny new things to your door the very next day, and you can use it to watch movies.

Let's pretend I'm an Amazon Prime prime number sales representative.

How can I help you Mr. Z? Would you like that 3 in blue or black? Or perhaps the Valentine's Day special red?

I'm looking for a prime palindrome? Can you help me?

Why yes, I have this lovely 101 in both paisley and Scottish tartan. However, if you're willing to spend a little more money, I've got a really nice 373 in gold with silver accents. Would you like to place an order?

Throw in a 37 and a 73 and you have a deal

Just make sure not to squish them together, or they will lose their prime number status. We cannot guarantee the primeness of separate prime numbers once they leave the warehouse.

Will that be American Express, Visa or library card?

Library card please.

Alright, they have been shipped. You will receive them tomorrow.

Due to the fact that we are going bankrupt, we have decided to expand our merchandise. We now sell anything containing the word prime, so please shop with us again soon.

Would that mean I could get an Optimus Prime Transformer. I need one of those.

Yes. Do you need the play-size figure or the actual Optimus Prime? That could affect next-day shipping.

Will you accept this coupon from The Olive Garden? It's good for buy one breadstick get one free.

If all you want is the play-size figure we will accept that as payment. If you want the actual Optimus Prime we'll only accept Red Lobster coupons.

Okay I have to run now. Stewart and Denise's Comic Book Store is having a fire sale and by that I mean it's on 🔥

Alright, thank you for shopping Amazon Prime. Please shop again. If anyone else would like to place an order, please make an entry.

Thanks, folks! Very clever!

Well, I wanted to leave a couple of cool emojis but it looks like the site is blocking them?