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Unlikely things you'd like to hear in "The Big Bang Theory"
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on 2020 Aqpan 7 at 4:19 PM
With all the silly dialogue, there are things that will - probably - never be said on the show.
Give it a try and think of what you'd like to hear them say.
And remember, there might also be underage viewers reading this, so please "Behave yourselves!" 
For example:
Sheldon: "You're right Amy. I'm too old for 'Soft Kitty'. I never want to hear it again."
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2021 Qyrkúıek 3 kúni 11:47 PM ýaqytynda
Leslie: "Oh Sheldon, you magnificent beast!"
Knixon jaýaby
2021 Qyrkúıek 4 kúni 12:20 AM ýaqytynda
Actually, in the first unaired pilot, Sheldon had sex with the character who became Leslie Winkle, before Leonard did. And she probably did say that to him.
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2021 Qyrkúıek 4 kúni 5:10 AM ýaqytynda
Something you'd hear in one of Sheldon's infinite number of universes (R-rated):
Gilda: "Oh Sheldon, pon farr me one more time"
FormerlyKnownAs jaýaby
2021 Qyrkúıek 4 kúni 11:32 AM ýaqytynda
Fan Boy Sheldon: "The importance of Mr. Spock to the Star Trek Universe is overrated."
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2021 Qyrkúıek 4 kúni 3:50 PM ýaqytynda
Penny: "I've just won an Oscar for my new movie 'Serial Ape-ist 3'"
FormerlyKnownAs jaýaby
2021 Qarasha 5 kúni 12:00 PM ýaqytynda
MeeMaw: Amy, it is so nice to meet you! You are as wonderful as I expected, and without a doubt you are absolutely perfect for my MoonPie.
Knixon jaýaby
2021 Qarasha 6 kúni 12:55 AM ýaqytynda
Who's Edith?
Knixon jaýaby
2021 Qarasha 6 kúni 4:05 AM ýaqytynda
I guess that helps. The only Edith I could think of was Archie Bunker's wife.
FormerlyKnownAs jaýaby
2021 Qarasha 7 kúni 1:04 PM ýaqytynda
You didn't name a "quotee"; AND who is the person included in "both"?
Knixon jaýaby
2021 Qarasha 7 kúni 2:25 PM ýaqytynda
I think the "both" refers to the two activities: put on some clothes; jiggle a bit less.
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2021 Jeltoqsan 16 kúni 7:03 PM ýaqytynda
Howard: "Honey, I shrunk the kids."
FormerlyKnownAs jaýaby
2021 Jeltoqsan 18 kúni 9:42 AM ýaqytynda
As someone who has happily trampled on ever grammar rule ever written; generally, word-placement doesn’t “throw me”. Don’t know where my
was hibernating when I read the post. Even worse, when I first saw it, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT it was Penny-talking-to-her-tits. Gotta stop taking my nighttime meds during the day!
On me.
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2022 Qańtar 16 kúni 8:03 AM ýaqytynda
Amy and Penny: "We're pregnant. Zack is the father."
wonder2wonder jaýaby
2022 Aqpan 10 kúni 3:06 PM ýaqytynda
Sheldon: "I ordered Orange Chicken and they gave me Tangerine Chicken."
FormerlyKnownAs jaýaby
2022 Aqpan 18 kúni 4:47 PM ýaqytynda
Kripke: I’m really looking forward to reaching the remarkable level of a leading light like Sheldon.