Bernie: I would never sabotage the career of one of my co-workers.

BZZZT! She DID say that! Even if not in those exact words.

@Knixon said:

Hi Murph! How is the teaching gig?

Uh, got let go from that. And a few other jobs. Working on new employment.

Priya: By no means am I a love-the-one-you’re-with kind of girl.

Sheldon: "Stuart tell me all about the new Superman comic."

Dale: I loved working at the Comic Book Store because returns were easy-peasy.

Beverly: I greatly admire Mary Cooper for her religious fanaticism.

The HR Lady: I only keep soft drinks and bottled water in my office cabinet.

Howard's TV commercial selling robotic arms: "You buy one, get one free!"

After the wedding in bed, Sheldon whispers these sweet words in Amy's ears:

"Amy, I have a confession to make. I have an eight year old daughter. Her mother, Kathy, and I are still in touch with each other."

Tyson to Sheldon: "Pluto is officialy reinstated as a planet."

Sheldon: "Next Comic-Con I'll be dressed as a Minbari."

Amy: “Kripke, I hope you will be available to sing at all our anniversary celebrations.”

Sheldon: "Oh Penny, it's Monday, make me French toast."

Zack: "Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared."