Well, an uncooked potato would be nice and crunchy. How boring is that?

1) Crackers, uncooked broccoli, celery stick, mushy vegatables, one solitary bread stick.

2) Food - any condiments on sandwiches , i.e. ketchup/catsup, mustard, mayo, etc. Reason is too goopy and they make the sandwich fall apart. I will add it myself thank you

Drink- novelty plastic ice cubes with fake plastic bugs in them. I carry my own thank you very much. Also I require straws as I don't need my lips near your dirty glass wear.

3) I also ask that all music be turned off as I prefer to eat my meals in uncomfortable silence.

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

@znexyish said:

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Chicken noodle soup with peanut butter and a poached egg in it is delicious.

@znexyish said:

1) Crackers, uncooked broccoli, celery stick, mushy vegetables, one solitary bread stick.

2) Food - any condiments on sandwiches , i.e. ketchup/catsup, mustard, mayo, etc. Reason is too goopy and they make the sandwich fall apart. I will add it myself thank you

Drink- novelty plastic ice cubes with fake plastic bugs in them. I carry my own thank you very much. Also I require straws as I don't need my lips near your dirty glass wear.

3) I also ask that all music be turned off as I prefer to eat my meals in uncomfortable silence.

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

If the glass is dirty the water will also be dirty, I don't think a straw will help.

@wonder2wonder said:

@znexyish said:

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Chicken noodle soup with peanut butter and a poached egg in it is delicious.

Anything delicious is not boring, and hence disqualified.

@Knixon said:

@wonder2wonder said:

@znexyish said:

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Chicken noodle soup with peanut butter and a poached egg in it is delicious.

Anything delicious is not boring, and hence disqualified.

This is the reply to (hidden) question number 4. Not number 1.

@bratface

If the glass is dirty the water will also be dirty, I don't think a straw will help.

This true. It is also true that I avoid drinking any water that may come in contact with the sides of the glass.

@Knixon said:

Well, an uncooked potato would be nice and crunchy. How boring is that?

I shall always remember you as the man who found uncooked potatoes exciting.

@znexyish said:

1) Crackers, uncooked broccoli, celery stick, mushy vegatables, one solitary bread stick.

2) Food - any condiments on sandwiches , i.e. ketchup/catsup, mustard, mayo, etc. Reason is too goopy and they make the sandwich fall apart. I will add it myself thank you

Drink- novelty plastic ice cubes with fake plastic bugs in them. I carry my own thank you very much. Also I require straws as I don't need my lips near your dirty glass wear.

3) I also ask that all music be turned off as I prefer to eat my meals in uncomfortable silence.

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Celery sticks- that's a good one. There is not much that can top that on the boring-meter! (What if that were a real thing, a boring meter?)

I will remember when I have you over for a tea party that it's fine to put mustard in your drink and bug ice cubes in your sandwiches, just not the other way around. And I will also sit with you in uncomfortable silence. Until we start giggling.

But peanut butter mixed in chicken soup? Even with my vast world travels I've never heard of that one!

Not exciting, but if it's crunchy doesn't that make it automatically not completely boring? At least to an Amy.

@Knixon said:

Not exciting, but if it's crunchy doesn't that make it automatically not completely boring? At least to an Amy.

I just said equally boring to tepid water. Do you have a scale?

@znexyish said:

@bratface

If the glass is dirty the water will also be dirty, I don't think a straw will help.

This true. It is also true that I avoid drinking any water that may come in contact with the sides of the glass.

That sounds like it might require interviewing each molecule individually.

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

1) Crackers, uncooked broccoli, celery stick, mushy vegatables, one solitary bread stick.

2) Food - any condiments on sandwiches , i.e. ketchup/catsup, mustard, mayo, etc. Reason is too goopy and they make the sandwich fall apart. I will add it myself thank you

Drink- novelty plastic ice cubes with fake plastic bugs in them. I carry my own thank you very much. Also I require straws as I don't need my lips near your dirty glass wear.

3) I also ask that all music be turned off as I prefer to eat my meals in uncomfortable silence.

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Celery sticks- that's a good one. There is not much that can top that on the boring-meter! (What if that were a real thing, a boring meter?)

I will remember when I have you over for a tea party that it's fine to put mustard in your drink and bug ice cubes in your sandwiches, just not the other way around. And I will also sit with you in uncomfortable silence. Until we start giggling.

But peanut butter mixed in chicken soup? Even with my vast world travels I've never heard of that one!

There are Asian & African versions of chicken soup/stew that include peanuts or peanut butter, just google.

@bratface said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

1) Crackers, uncooked broccoli, celery stick, mushy vegatables, one solitary bread stick.

2) Food - any condiments on sandwiches , i.e. ketchup/catsup, mustard, mayo, etc. Reason is too goopy and they make the sandwich fall apart. I will add it myself thank you

Drink- novelty plastic ice cubes with fake plastic bugs in them. I carry my own thank you very much. Also I require straws as I don't need my lips near your dirty glass wear.

3) I also ask that all music be turned off as I prefer to eat my meals in uncomfortable silence.

4) Recently I had lunch with some people. One of them ordered the chicken soup and a side of peanut butter then mixed it with the soup. Yum

Celery sticks- that's a good one. There is not much that can top that on the boring-meter! (What if that were a real thing, a boring meter?)

I will remember when I have you over for a tea party that it's fine to put mustard in your drink and bug ice cubes in your sandwiches, just not the other way around. And I will also sit with you in uncomfortable silence. Until we start giggling.

But peanut butter mixed in chicken soup? Even with my vast world travels I've never heard of that one!

There are Asian & African versions of chicken soup/stew that include peanuts or peanut butter, just google.

I have learned something new today! Although my world travels bit was a joke. I'm afraid to get on an airplane.

The person who mixed peanut butter in his chicken soup said it started as a childhood dare then he found it so delicious that he continued on with the combination.

I don't know where wonder came up with the poached egg add on.