@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

I don't know about Z but I have a streaming service. I, in fact, have read "War with the Newts". As I recall, the good guys won. (And don't be so specieist.)

As for YOU Ms. Lemons, it seems to me that Noreen Newt (If that is in fact her real name ) is a very cruel and thoughtless person. Had she even considered the possibility that the shower curtain just wanted to be friends? Perhaps there was an octopus lurking (in the drain?) Maybe the hotel ordered the extra special deluxe "massage-o-matic" shower curtain liner for the pleasure of special guests. (All of the Bates Hotels that I've stayed at had them) But NO! She decided to destroy poor Mr. Elvis Myron Marvin Crawdad, CEO of "Really Obnoxious Shower Curtain Liners R Us". Without once pausing to consider the struggles he had putting himself through college while caring for his aged mother. And what of his children? Does she care that they will be left to fend for themselves in a dangerous world as he is led off to prison. I doubt it. She probably had a self-righteous sneer as she anointed herself with precious ointments from foreign lands. No Ms. Noreen Newt does not seem like the kind of person I would care to play shuffle board with.

And now for YOU Timlet vonTimmington. Do you, the person who told me that crawdads were sinister, mean to tell me that now you are defending one? Why, I centered my whole story around him being the bad guy because of your description! (And I didn't mention nuthin' about prison.) And the reason she didn't want the shower curtain liner wrapping itself around her legs is because shower curtain liners collect mold and she didn't want mold legs!

Also, you can still make me giggle so hard that people around me wonder what is going on.

And also, also, Noreen wouldn't play shuffleboard with you anyway. She prefers canasta.

Canasta you say? A very dangerous sport. I saw the world championships played in Buenos Aires (2004), Several people were killed. Leg molds are very important to the economy. How else would you have this: https://youtu.be/fNF7WPJjXsw?t=38

And I NEVER said crawdads were sinister. I may have said they were Canadian or possibly French, but not sinister. I think that says an awful lot about you young lady.

But I will leave you with this: As I've said Crawdads are small fresh water lobsters: https://youtu.be/f31mB6apCoE

@znexyish said:

Since there was no song called "Undercover Newt" I had to post the closest thing I could find. Newts: The angels of the stream

Mr. Lemons once thought that Olivia Newt(on) John was pretty angelic.

P.S. We need a new Z thread!!

@Tim-Buktu said:

Canasta you say? A very dangerous sport. I saw the world championships played in Buenos Aires (2004), Several people were killed. Leg molds are very important to the economy. How else would you have this: https://youtu.be/fNF7WPJjXsw?t=38

And I NEVER said crawdads were sinister. I may have said they were Canadian or possibly French, but not sinister. I think that says an awful lot about you young lady.

But I will leave you with this: As I've said Crawdads are small fresh water lobsters: https://youtu.be/f31mB6apCoE

I can't even believe you'd bring up the Canasta killings of 2004. Do you know how hard it is for people to relive that time in history? But then again, someone who would flip-flop back and forth on their stance on crawdads could pretty much be expected to do such a thing.

And I might as well bring up the white elephant in the room. Canasta rhymes with Shasta, official sponsor of the 2004 Canasta world championships. Rumor has it you spent much of your time in Buenos Aires flailing about the beach trying to peddle it.

Tim, someday I want you to run up to me on the beach in your blue tank top with some Shasta on a white horse.

Tim, someday I want you to run up to me on the beach in your blue tank top with some Shasta on a white horse.

I don't get the appeal but here you go: https://youtu.be/XIzTUK4sljc https://www.shamanicuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/RunningWhiteHorsesCC400.jpg

@Tim-Buktu said:

Tim, someday I want you to run up to me on the beach in your blue tank top with some Shasta on a white horse.

I don't get the appeal but here you go: https://youtu.be/XIzTUK4sljc https://www.shamanicuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/RunningWhiteHorsesCC400.jpg

Somehow you always make my dreams come true. I think it should be your turn to start a new thread now.

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

Since there was no song called "Undercover Newt" I had to post the closest thing I could find. Newts: The angels of the stream

Mr. Lemons once thought that Olivia Newt(on) John was pretty angelic.

** P.S. We need a new Z thread!!**

Okay then. How about a retro vintage thread on a classic BBT topic. Like the infamous Penny's Hair incident !

Why Penny Why !

Not to be confused with the infamous Star Trek TOS episode "Spock's Brain"

Finally for Mr. Lemons here is something that he might find just as enticing as Olivia the Newt John.

For Mr. Lemons eyes only

By the way did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town in somewhere I forgot and not the scientist but just maybe the delicious newt approved flavor.

@znexyish said:

Okay then. How about a retro vintage thread on a classic BBT topic. Like the infamous Penny's Hair incident !

Why Penny Why !

Not to be confused with the infamous Star Trek TOS episode "Spock's Brain"

Finally for Mr. Lemons here is something that he might find just as enticing as Olivia the Newt John.

For Mr. Lemons eyes only

By the way did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town in somewhere I forgot and not the scientist but just maybe the delicious newt approved flavor.

Z, you could start a thread on the pros and cons of using toilet paper from Zimbabwe and I'd just be happy someone started a thread besides me.

Mr. Lemons mostly wanted to know where Olivia Newton-John was in that video. I wanted to know why you think he's gonna be cryin'.

Anyway, waiting for a new thread from somebody. Anybody. Please Mr. Please.

@Lemons said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Tim, someday I want you to run up to me on the beach in your blue tank top with some Shasta on a white horse.

I don't get the appeal but here you go: https://youtu.be/XIzTUK4sljc https://www.shamanicuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/RunningWhiteHorsesCC400.jpg

Somehow you always make my dreams come true. I think it should be your turn to start a new thread now.

OK somebody' got to do it.

Now that the show is (allegedly ) over, I'm sure the cast is looking at their last paychecks and thinking "a million dollars a show...hmmm...I'm thinking SPIN-OFF!"

So what's your idea for a Big Bang spin off? Here are some starters:

The Cooper Family A shameless rip off of the Addams Family. Sheldon and Amy are crazy scientists performing wacky experiments much to the confusion of their neighbors.

Big Improvements The gang all move into the same cul-de-sac neighborhood where they use their scientific expertise to solve household problems.

The Stuart Chronicles Stuart becomes a comic book creator. The beginning of the show has him at a work table. It fades into a comic book story with Sheldon, Leonard and the rest as comic book superheroes along the lines of The Tick.

If any body wants, feel free to copy this over to an actual new thread.

@Tim-Buktu said:

OK somebody' got to do it.

Now that the show is (allegedly ) over, I'm sure the cast is looking at their last paychecks and thinking "a million dollars a show...hmmm...I'm thinking SPIN-OFF!"

So what's your idea for a Big Bang spin off? Here are some starters:

The Cooper Family A shameless rip off of the Addams Family. Sheldon and Amy are crazy scientists performing wacky experiments much to the confusion of their neighbors.

Big Improvements The gang all move into the same cul-de-sac neighborhood where they use their scientific expertise to solve household problems.

The Stuart Chronicles Stuart becomes a comic book creator. The beginning of the show has him at a work table. It fades into a comic book story with Sheldon, Leonard and the rest as comic book superheroes along the lines of The Tick.

If any body wants, feel free to copy this over to an actual new thread.

Tim, these are really good! No wonder you're a script writer. You've got very imaginative ideas. Any chance you'd be willing to put this into a new thread? I'd do it, but I fear I've already started way too many threads lately (hence the neon green glare from the board home page). I'm sure others would jump in, and I'll be thinking about my own response. I'd watch The Cooper Family and The Stuart Chronicles!! The only reason I fear the success of Big Improvements is that the guys couldn't even change their own van tire using science. But that's because they're ding dongs, not because you had a bad show idea. There are all good!

Eagerly awaiting a non-neon-green new thread.

" Any chance you'd be willing to put this into a new thread?"

Ask and you shall receive.

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

Okay then. How about a retro vintage thread on a classic BBT topic. Like the infamous Penny's Hair incident !

Why Penny Why !

Not to be confused with the infamous Star Trek TOS episode "Spock's Brain"

Finally for Mr. Lemons here is something that he might find just as enticing as Olivia the Newt John.

For Mr. Lemons eyes only

By the way did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town in somewhere I forgot and not the scientist but just maybe the delicious newt approved flavor.

Z, you could start a thread on the pros and cons of using toilet paper from Zimbabwe and I'd just be happy someone started a thread besides me.

** Mr. Lemons mostly wanted to know where Olivia Newton-John was in that video. I wanted to know why you think he's gonna be cryin'.**

ONJ was not in the video. She is not in this one either But shoulder pads are.

I thought that Mr. Lemons might get jealous because I sent you a dreamy song and then cry until I sent him an equally dreamy song.

Naughty Newts

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

Okay then. How about a retro vintage thread on a classic BBT topic. Like the infamous Penny's Hair incident !

Why Penny Why !

Not to be confused with the infamous Star Trek TOS episode "Spock's Brain"

Finally for Mr. Lemons here is something that he might find just as enticing as Olivia the Newt John.

For Mr. Lemons eyes only

By the way did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town in somewhere I forgot and not the scientist but just maybe the delicious newt approved flavor.

Z, you could start a thread on the pros and cons of using toilet paper from Zimbabwe and I'd just be happy someone started a thread besides me.

** Mr. Lemons mostly wanted to know where Olivia Newton-John was in that video. I wanted to know why you think he's gonna be cryin'.**

ONJ was not in the video. She is not in this one either But shoulder pads are.

I thought that Mr. Lemons might get jealous because I sent you a dreamy song and then cry until I sent him an equally dreamy song.

Naughty Newts

Por-newt-grophy!

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

Okay then. How about a retro vintage thread on a classic BBT topic. Like the infamous Penny's Hair incident !

Why Penny Why !

Not to be confused with the infamous Star Trek TOS episode "Spock's Brain"

Finally for Mr. Lemons here is something that he might find just as enticing as Olivia the Newt John.

For Mr. Lemons eyes only

By the way did you know that Fig Newtons were named after the town in somewhere I forgot and not the scientist but just maybe the delicious newt approved flavor.

Z, you could start a thread on the pros and cons of using toilet paper from Zimbabwe and I'd just be happy someone started a thread besides me.

** Mr. Lemons mostly wanted to know where Olivia Newton-John was in that video. I wanted to know why you think he's gonna be cryin'.**

ONJ was not in the video. She is not in this one either But shoulder pads are.

I thought that Mr. Lemons might get jealous because I sent you a dreamy song and then cry until I sent him an equally dreamy song.

Naughty Newts

> Por-newt-grophy!

Perhaps this poem about a newt might be better

This Weeks Newt Poem

@znexyish said:

Perhaps this poem about a newt might be better

This Weeks Newt Poem

Z... you realize what you've done, right? You have posted a poem. And let's just say, I think you could write one that is 100 times better. So I'll be waiting.

But to be a good friend, I'll write one for you first.

Z sent me a clip
Narrated by a man who
finds newts stim'lating.

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

Perhaps this poem about a newt might be better

This Weeks Newt Poem

Z... you realize what you've done, right? You have posted a poem. And let's just say, I think you could write one that is 100 times better. So I'll be waiting.

But to be a good friend, I'll write one for you first.

Z sent me a clip
Narrated by a man who
finds newts stim'lating.

Sheldon Cooper cannot compute a poem as lovely as a Newt.