Why does he need one?

Bawwy has a giwfwiend evewy time he calls the escowt sewvice.

@Knixon said:

Bawwy has a giwfwiend evewy time he calls the escowt sewvice.

@bratface said:

Why does he need one?

A female Kripke would be awesome. Two lisping lovebirds

If anything, they should get someone with a different speech issue. And then they could each say the words that the other can't.

Similar to the Monty Python bit where a TV host is interviewing 3 men, all named John Smith, one of whom can say only the beginnings of words, one who can only say the middles of words, and one who can only say the ends of words. I looked for a video online, but couldn't find it.

(Enter from back of set as per Eamonn Andrews show Mr Ohn Ith. He sits at the desk)

Mr Ith (Eric Idle): ...ood ...ing.

Interviewer (Terry Jones): Nice to have you on the show.

Mr Ith: ...ice ...o ...e ...ere.

Interviewer: Mr Ith, don't you find it very difficult to make yourself understood?

Mr Ith: Yes, it is extremely difficult.

Interviewer: Just a minute, you're a fraud.

Mr Ith: Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

Interviewer: Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again?

Mr Ith: ..T's ...ight.

Interviewer: Well, let's move on to our next guest who speaks only the beginnings of words, Mr J... Sm... Mr Sm... good evening.

(Enter Mr Sm.)

Mr Sm: G... e...

Interviewer: Well, have you two met before?

Mr Sm: N...

Mr Ith: ...o

Mr Sm: N...

Mr Ith: ...o

Interviewer: Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because we have in the studio Mr ... oh ... I ... who speaks only the middles of words. Good evening.

(Enter Scot.)

Scot: .... oo ...... ni...

Interviewer: Um, where do you come from?

Scot: . .. u... i... a...

Interviewer: Dunfermline in Scotland. Well let me introduce you, Mr Ohn Ith...

Mr Ith: ...ood ...ing.

Scot: ... oo ...... ni...

Interviewer: J... Sm...

Scot: ... oo ...... ni...

Mr Sm: G... Eve...

Interviewer: Yes, well, ha, ha, just a moment. Perhaps you would all like to say good evening together.

Mr Sm: G...

Scot: . .. oo...

Mr Ith: ... d

Mr Sm: Eve...

Scot: ... ni...

Mr Ith: ... ing.

@znexyish said:

Stuart has Denise now. Barry needs some loving too !

Well, last we heard Nowitzki was still available.

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@znexyish said:

Stuart has Denise now. Barry needs some loving too !

Well, last we heard Nowitzki was still available.

I also thought of Ramona, she being conniving like Barry is. Would be wild to see that pair enter a room.

@znexyish said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@znexyish said:

Stuart has Denise now. Barry needs some loving too !

Well, last we heard Nowitzki was still available.

I also thought of Ramona, she being conniving like Barry is. Would be wild to see that pair enter a room.

Can only imagine the fireworks if both members of the happy couple were up for tenure.

Sooo...

No girlfriend, no Nobel Prize....

Sheldon won.

Any one feel sorry for Kripke?

Feel sorry for everyone who now has to hear Sheldon's bragging.

Well based on his speech, he can only brag to those who didn't support, encourage... and tolerate him.

@wonder2wonder said:

Sooo...

No girlfriend, no Nobel Prize....

Sheldon won.

Any one feel sorry for Kripke?

No reason to feel sorry for Kripke. When it comes to the things you mentioned that he doesn’t have…he is more likely to be thinking that he doesn’t have them yet…not that he will never have them. Kripke is not the “woe is me” type. Pretty hard to feel sorry for a guy who always considers himself the smartest person in the room and who, more often than not, comes out on top.

Also, pretty sure he doesn’t begrudge Team Shamy it’s Nobel Prize, after all wasn’t it Kripke who provided the “smoking gun” that brought down that plagiarizing “Interloper”…aka, Dr. Greg Pemberton?

In the final episodes everyone seemed to be on Team Shamy. Were they brainwashed?

I'm not sure who you expected to be against them. Leslie Winkle? Or maybe Sheldon's mother if she thought what they "proved" might argue against God?

I wasn't on Team Shamy. That last season sucked except for the Shatner cameo and a couple other spots.