If anything, they should get someone with a different speech issue. And then they could each say the words that the other can't.
Similar to the Monty Python bit where a TV host is interviewing 3 men, all named John Smith, one of whom can say only the beginnings of words, one who can only say the middles of words, and one who can only say the ends of words. I looked for a video online, but couldn't find it.
(Enter from back of set as per Eamonn Andrews show Mr Ohn Ith. He sits at the desk)
Mr Ith (Eric Idle): ...ood ...ing.
Interviewer (Terry Jones): Nice to have you on the show.
Mr Ith: ...ice ...o ...e ...ere.
Interviewer: Mr Ith, don't you find it very difficult to make yourself understood?
Mr Ith: Yes, it is extremely difficult.
Interviewer: Just a minute, you're a fraud.
Mr Ith: Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.
Interviewer: Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again?
Mr Ith: ..T's ...ight.
Interviewer: Well, let's move on to our next guest who speaks only the beginnings of words, Mr J... Sm... Mr Sm... good evening.
(Enter Mr Sm.)
Mr Sm: G... e...
Interviewer: Well, have you two met before?
Mr Sm: N...
Mr Ith: ...o
Mr Sm: N...
Mr Ith: ...o
Interviewer: Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because we have in the studio Mr ... oh ... I ... who speaks only the middles of words. Good evening.
(Enter Scot.)
Scot: .... oo ...... ni...
Interviewer: Um, where do you come from?
Scot: . .. u... i... a...
Interviewer: Dunfermline in Scotland. Well let me introduce you, Mr Ohn Ith...
Mr Ith: ...ood ...ing.
Scot: ... oo ...... ni...
Interviewer: J... Sm...
Scot: ... oo ...... ni...
Mr Sm: G... Eve...
Interviewer: Yes, well, ha, ha, just a moment. Perhaps you would all like to say good evening together.
No reason to feel sorry for Kripke. When it comes to the things you mentioned that he doesn’t have…he is more likely to be thinking that he doesn’t have them yet…not that he will never have them. Kripke is not the “woe is me” type. Pretty hard to feel sorry for a guy who always considers himself the smartest person in the room and who, more often than not, comes out on top.
Also, pretty sure he doesn’t begrudge Team Shamy it’s Nobel Prize, after all wasn’t it Kripke who provided the “smoking gun” that brought down that plagiarizing “Interloper”…aka, Dr. Greg Pemberton?
Reply by bratface
on March 12, 2019 at 8:22 PM
Why does he need one?
Reply by Knixon
on March 12, 2019 at 9:13 PM
Bawwy has a giwfwiend evewy time he calls the escowt sewvice.
Reply by znexyish
on March 13, 2019 at 2:44 PM
Reply by znexyish
on March 13, 2019 at 3:59 PM
A female Kripke would be awesome. Two lisping lovebirds

Reply by Knixon
on March 13, 2019 at 4:42 PM
If anything, they should get someone with a different speech issue. And then they could each say the words that the other can't.
Similar to the Monty Python bit where a TV host is interviewing 3 men, all named John Smith, one of whom can say only the beginnings of words, one who can only say the middles of words, and one who can only say the ends of words. I looked for a video online, but couldn't find it.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 13, 2019 at 5:46 PM
Well, last we heard Nowitzki was still available.
Reply by znexyish
on March 13, 2019 at 6:48 PM
I also thought of Ramona, she being conniving like Barry is. Would be wild to see that pair enter a room.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 14, 2019 at 12:59 PM
Can only imagine the fireworks if both members of the happy couple were up for tenure.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on January 13, 2020 at 7:23 PM
Sooo...
No girlfriend, no Nobel Prize....
Sheldon won.
Any one feel sorry for Kripke?
Reply by znexyish
on January 13, 2020 at 7:32 PM
Feel sorry for everyone who now has to hear Sheldon's bragging.
Reply by Knixon
on January 13, 2020 at 9:39 PM
Well based on his speech, he can only brag to those who didn't support, encourage... and tolerate him.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on January 14, 2020 at 12:51 PM
No reason to feel sorry for Kripke. When it comes to the things you mentioned that he doesn’t have…he is more likely to be thinking that he doesn’t have them yet…not that he will never have them. Kripke is not the “woe is me” type. Pretty hard to feel sorry for a guy who always considers himself the smartest person in the room and who, more often than not, comes out on top.
Also, pretty sure he doesn’t begrudge Team Shamy it’s Nobel Prize, after all wasn’t it Kripke who provided the “smoking gun” that brought down that plagiarizing “Interloper”…aka, Dr. Greg Pemberton?
Reply by wonder2wonder
on January 14, 2020 at 11:24 PM
In the final episodes everyone seemed to be on Team Shamy. Were they brainwashed?
Reply by Knixon
on January 14, 2020 at 11:38 PM
I'm not sure who you expected to be against them. Leslie Winkle? Or maybe Sheldon's mother if she thought what they "proved" might argue against God?
Reply by znexyish
on January 15, 2020 at 1:38 AM
I wasn't on Team Shamy. That last season sucked except for the Shatner cameo and a couple other spots.